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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 116
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:30 PM
not another fkn diary... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa dapper dan ya gotta love da english!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 10/10/08 11:31 PM
I need a massage now........Im sore 1800 miles babe, 1800 miles. you can make it in about 3 days!!! Hurry up!!! The oil is waiting!! How'd you know that time/distance? HI.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:31 PM
Dear fukkin diary?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:31 PM
And I need one of those men who can change light bulbs above my bed because I CANT REACH IT!!! And men who like yardwork!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:32 PM
Dear fukkin diary? Can we get laid here???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:33 PM
I need a massage now........Im sore 1800 miles babe, 1800 miles. you can make it in about 3 days!!! Hurry up!!! The oil is waiting!! How'd you know that time/distance? HI. mapquest???? I dont think its 1800......prolly more like 1367.78

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/10/08 11:34 PM
not another fkn diary... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa dapper dan ya gotta love da english!!! You speaka da Englisha? lol

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 10/10/08 11:35 PM
And I need one of those men who can change light bulbs above my bed because I CANT REACH IT!!! And men who like yardwork!!! Put steel casters under the bed feet (they are cheap) and slide the bed out of the way. Then, put a stepladder there, and change the bulb. The yardwork is for hiring studs to do it, so you sip tea and watch the hirelings ogling at you.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:35 PM
I need a massage now........Im sore 1800 miles babe, 1800 miles. you can make it in about 3 days!!! Hurry up!!! The oil is waiting!! How'd you know that time/distance? HI. ...oh we know these things with our gravi tas psychic ability and our GPS and locator units. Right now mine says 1896 miles to gypsys house. I'm in tomah wisconsin. I'm traveling 72 miles per hour heading west.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:36 PM
not another fkn diary... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa dapper dan ya gotta love da english!!! You speaka da Englisha? lol Only on da wednesdays!!! The rest of the week I speaka la spanglish!!! <----looking for rich american mens!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:37 PM
And I need one of those men who can change light bulbs above my bed because I CANT REACH IT!!! And men who like yardwork!!! Put steel casters under the bed feet (they are cheap) and slide the bed out of the way. Then, put a stepladder there, and change the bulb. The yardwork is for hiring studs to do it, so you sip tea and watch the hirelings ogling at you. omg your a genius!!! But wouldnt a husband be better??? Ummmmmmmmmm I just thought about it and .......

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 10/10/08 11:38 PM
Dear Diary; i'm glad today is over. It was one of the worst days that i can remember. First i didn't get to sleep until 7am, and barely got any sleep because i kept having disturbing dreams and nightmares. Then at 2pm i get up and can barely walk because my feet are sore from all the walking i did yesterday. So then i leave for work and buy an energy drink which made me sick, and then i was 30mins late to work because of a traffic jam. At work i kept throwing up and got nothing done until lunch break; i went out and bought some crackers and it made me feel alot better. So then bum rushed to get my work done and finally got finished at 1:45am. Then i had to take a co-worker home and now i'm finally home! Its time to crawl into bed and fall into a coma for awhile.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:38 PM
But the latitude/ longitude coordinates spin around faster than the dollar amount on the gas pumps when you're moving.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:39 PM
why are you still on the road biker??? Shouldnt you be home? or out having fun????? Did you have a flat tire too???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:40 PM
Dear Diary; i'm glad today is over. It was one of the worst days that i can remember. First i didn't get to sleep until 7am, and barely got any sleep because i kept having disturbing dreams and nightmares. Then at 2pm i get up and can barely walk because my feet are sore from all the walking i did yesterday. So then i leave for work and buy an energy drink which made me sick, and then i was 30mins late to work because of a traffic jam. At work i kept throwing up and got nothing done until lunch break; i went out and bought some crackers and it made me feel alot better. So then bum rushed to get my work done and finally got finished at 1:45am. Then i had to take a co-worker home and now i'm finally home! Its time to crawl into bed and fall into a coma for awhile. Sounds like you have the flu......not sure about the weird dreams.......did you take your crazy pills ????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:41 PM
From gypsys house to my house is 1776 miles exactly.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 10/10/08 11:42 PM
omg your a genius!!! But wouldnt a husband be better??? Ummmmmmmmmm I just thought about it and ....... Just how long of a "Honey Do...List" are you racking up? Is it a forum of its own?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 10/10/08 11:44 PM
omg your a genius!!! But wouldnt a husband be better??? Ummmmmmmmmm I just thought about it and ....... Just how long of a "Honey Do...List" are you racking up? Is it a forum of its own? I was thinking about it!!! My list isnt really long......I want one who knows how to change tires and put oil in the car and mow lawns and do guy stuff. Im too delicate for manual labour bwhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:47 PM
why are you still on the road biker??? Shouldnt you be home? or out having fun????? Did you have a flat tire too??? ...no, just a long week. Lotsa miles. Lotsa money. It was like phycho bad driver circus coming out of chitcago so I took a break to let dumbass ccksucker motherfcker stupid sonofab!tch fckin sh!thead can't fcking drive f*cker traffic die down a bit so I could get home safely. That's all.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 10/10/08 11:48 PM
why are you still on the road biker??? Shouldnt you be home? or out having fun????? Did you have a flat tire too??? ...no, just a long week. Lotsa miles. Lotsa money. It was like phycho bad driver circus coming out of chitcago so I took a break to let dumbass ccksucker motherfcker stupid sonofab!tch fckin sh!thead can't fcking drive f*cker traffic die down a bit so I could get home safely. That's all.