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Topic: I am really boring
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:41 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored. Its 01:38am. I work nights, so i am gonna be here for a few hours more still. Im not really bored, i just felt like mocking those that are. This is what i do to stop me being bored at work, if it didnt work id do something else! Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!!

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 06:02 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored. Its 01:38am. I work nights, so i am gonna be here for a few hours more still. Im not really bored, i just felt like mocking those that are. This is what i do to stop me being bored at work, if it didnt work id do something else! Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! what kinda work do you do that you came fool with us on here, I want that job.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:17 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored. Its 01:38am. I work nights, so i am gonna be here for a few hours more still. Im not really bored, i just felt like mocking those that are. This is what i do to stop me being bored at work, if it didnt work id do something else! Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! what kinda work do you do that you came fool with us on here, I want that job. lol! I got me a damn good job! Its hard to explain exactly what i do, but in short, i am a glorified security guard! I look after a few billion quid, in cash, and some other stuff.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76412	Wed 10/08/08 06:20 PM
Shshsh you could at least get on your knees and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Are you asking me to get on my hands and knees and wag my tongue whilst saying Per-la-la-la-la-la-ease? Well I had not quiet put it that way buttttttttttttt now that you mention it hell yeah

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 06:23 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored. Its 01:38am. I work nights, so i am gonna be here for a few hours more still. Im not really bored, i just felt like mocking those that are. This is what i do to stop me being bored at work, if it didnt work id do something else! Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! what kinda work do you do that you came fool with us on here, I want that job. lol! I got me a damn good job! Its hard to explain exactly what i do, but in short, i am a glorified security guard! I look after a few billion quid, in cash, and some other stuff. AH, is there anyone there to guard those quid, when you go wee-wee? Cause I can get in and out pretty fast.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 06:26 PM
Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! They always say stuff like "Entertain me!" Like it's our job to compensate for the fact that they can't muster the initiative to go read or book or take a shower or build a robot out of cardboard tubes or something.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:37 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored. Its 01:38am. I work nights, so i am gonna be here for a few hours more still. Im not really bored, i just felt like mocking those that are. This is what i do to stop me being bored at work, if it didnt work id do something else! Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! what kinda work do you do that you came fool with us on here, I want that job. lol! I got me a damn good job! Its hard to explain exactly what i do, but in short, i am a glorified security guard! I look after a few billion quid, in cash, and some other stuff. AH, is there anyone there to guard those quid, when you go wee-wee? Cause I can get in and out pretty fast. Not always. But then the few billion quid isnt located here either, otherwise someone would have to be employed to watch over me as well!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:40 PM
Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! They always say stuff like "Entertain me!" Like it's our job to compensate for the fact that they can't muster the initiative to go read or book or take a shower or build a robot out of cardboard tubes or something. At least they give us something to moan about i guess. I like the 'why dont people talk to me' people best. 'because you are fkn boring, thats why, now fk off!'

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 06:42 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored. Its 01:38am. I work nights, so i am gonna be here for a few hours more still. Im not really bored, i just felt like mocking those that are. This is what i do to stop me being bored at work, if it didnt work id do something else! Thats one reason why i dont understand the people that log on and complain about being bored....Do something else then for fks sake!! what kinda work do you do that you came fool with us on here, I want that job. lol! I got me a damn good job! Its hard to explain exactly what i do, but in short, i am a glorified security guard! I look after a few billion quid, in cash, and some other stuff. AH, is there anyone there to guard those quid, when you go wee-wee? Cause I can get in and out pretty fast. Not always. But then the few billion quid isnt located here either, otherwise someone would have to be employed to watch over me as well! Damn Dan, I was already planning our getaway. We would have beautiful babies

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:44 PM
Thats what my sister said and they turned out deformed! lol!

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 06:45 PM
Thats what my sister said and they turned out deformed! lol! Did they have fingers growing out of their nose by chance?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:48 PM
They didnt even have a nose they smelt terrible! lol

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 06:49 PM


LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 06:50 PM
Thats what my sister said and they turned out deformed! lol! Did they have fingers growing out of their nose by chance? Think of the time they could save if their fingers were already there, though....

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Wed 10/08/08 06:50 PM
What threads? The ones that go... (((MORNING EVERYONE))) ((him)) ((her)) ((him back)) ((etc)) ((etc)) What ya having for dinner? Im having this, what are you having? Oooh i had that two months ago, how amazing! You mean those 1000 other threads Judy? lol! but dan no TPAY thread........

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:53 PM
Thats what my sister said and they turned out deformed! lol! Did they have fingers growing out of their nose by chance? Think of the time they could save if their fingers were already there, though.... I was thinking about getting the doctor to graft their fingers there when they were getting their noses built for that very reason. But when i got the estimate of the costs involved i decided it would be cheaper to drown them and dispose of their bodies in acid.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 06:55 PM Edited by Dan99 on Wed 10/08/08 06:56 PM
What threads? The ones that go... (((MORNING EVERYONE))) ((him)) ((her)) ((him back)) ((etc)) ((etc)) What ya having for dinner? Im having this, what are you having? Oooh i had that two months ago, how amazing! You mean those 1000 other threads Judy? lol! but dan no TPAY thread........ Now i dont mind posting in the odd tpay thread, as long as its one that allows me to use my imagination. But then i read some of them, like one on the go at the mo is 'how many drinks would it take to do the one above you?' NOw it does have some room to use your creativity, but if you read it, it generally reads like this.. none none either none loads you are a guy hee hee loads too none none none you get the drift.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 07:07 PM
Now i dont mind posting in the odd tpay thread, as long as its one that allows me to use my imagination. How about the ones where 700 people are endlessly proclaiming they would have oral sex with every other person in the thread.... I bet if you put them all in the same room, they'd be running for the exits.... That's an STD epidemic just waiting to happen....! My favorite is still "Would you throw lasagna at the person above you?" but if UK1971 sees that title again, we'll never hear the end of it....

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 07:19 PM
Now i dont mind posting in the odd tpay thread, as long as its one that allows me to use my imagination. My favorite is still "Would you throw lasagna at the person above you?" but if UK1971 sees that title again, we'll never hear the end of it.... Mine is 'spit on tpay', maybe i should post it? I was just inspired also of one i have not yet seen anywhere...say 'TPAY' to TPAY. Id post it but as i will be the first poster there will be nobody to say TPAY to, and i have no imagination to work out what else i could say.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 07:22 PM
Id post it but as i will be the first poster there will be nobody to say TPAY to, and i have no imagination to work out what else i could say. I did a "Person Below You" thread once and nobody seemed to know how to deal with that. Which was more or less the whole point of the thing.