Which ones shall YOU add to this list?

Any goat is a goal too

Ferro Lad stayed dead for a really really long time until they (sort of) brought him back as a completely different character after a Legion reboot....

Gwen Stacy....

Is Kal-L (Golden Age Superman) still dead after the events of Infinite Crisis or did they bring him back? I'm a little behind on that stuff....

And I'm pretty sure the Red Bee and the original Crimson Avenger are still dead -- and the original Dr. Mid-Nite and original Atom are still dead (although Geoff Johns did finagle a way to bring back the original Hourman after he had been killed off in Zero Hour....)

Can anyone else smell a NERD! lol

lol, good time to have your fingers up your nose!

I like the ones where it's:

Hi.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back.

Don't anybody go away.

Oh, wait, I can't leave yet, there's an On-Cor Frozen Dinner commercial on the TV. I don't know that man's name, but he was on that one show with Michael J. Fox, he's funny even though he looks like his head was sculpted from a block of granite.

OK, commercial's over, I'm going to the bathroom.

Don't anybody leave.

OK, I'm back.

Did I miss anything?

A dog barked.

Is the mailman outside?

I like my mailman, he's very polite and never makes any snide comments about the bills with "Seventh Notice, Pay Up Already" in big red letters on the envelope. Not like that last mailman, Mr. Bratcher I think was his name, he had that
big lump on his neck, cancer I bet it was, some sort of malignant tumor, and it ruined his whole attitude.

I won't say I was happy when he died but I didn't mind not getting those dirty looks.

Oooops, have to go to the bathroom again.

Oh, wait, there's that nice Billy Mays selling his Oxi-Clean.. Why is he always screaming, good-looking fellow like that could just talk softly and the women wood swoon. He could be gay though, you never know nowadays. Some of the ones you would least expect....

There's a bird in my yard....

Very true. I think Lex should give me a five minute warning next time he makes a post about comic books! lol

Lex, i have never belived anything anyone has said before as much as i believe that!

Her name would be Lyndsey and she would work in a grocery store, and smuggle Pepsi and Pop-Tarts out the back door after closing time!

See, Deb, I'm not asking all that much....!!

awwww you are so fricking cute...and so simple to please....just pepsi and pop tarts......dang to easy.....

I have to go to the bathroom and this cardboard is itching my A$$.

you have cardboard up to your ass? sounds like your indulging in a little feltching....lol

Which theory exactly??