Topic: Thanking the EX
lilith401's photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:45 AM
I did like the cleavage at the convention....

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Wed 10/08/08 11:55 AM
I prefer to thank the judge for telling the ex in a courtroom packed with people to "sit down & shut up, you're nothing but a babbling arrogant idiot".


luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 10/08/08 01:06 PM
I would like to thank the dude that just dumped my ass...

Why???

Because even though we are no longer together...he did f_ck me sooo good, he made me actually black out!!!!

And you guys wondered why I fell in love with him so fast!!!!

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 10/08/08 01:11 PM
I'd like to thank...cheese, for always being there for me. Of course a shoutout to Mountain Dew and Guinness, two of my soldiers right there.

This message is brought to you by the number 12, when in doubt...think 12.

robinlynn42's photo
Wed 10/08/08 02:02 PM
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i-ca--go-write-my-por-agai-blushing

Dan99's photo
Wed 10/08/08 02:06 PM

I'd like to thank my ex for putting me in a position where i had to learn to be self-sufficient and independent.

I'd also like to thank him for helping me learn how to spot a liar, and also for toughening me up physically.

I wouldnt be half as strong as i am now without him.


I would also like to thank her ex for being such an arsehole that she left him and was available for me to snap up!


tngxl65's photo
Wed 10/08/08 02:28 PM
I'd like to thank the person that first thought to combine water, hops, barley (wheat's good too) and yeast together, allowed it to ferment a bit, and then shared it with his friends.

drinker drinker drinker

robinlynn42's photo
Thu 10/09/08 06:21 AM
just-thankful-the-people-on-here-r-as-good-as-ever.:banana:

lilith401's photo
Thu 10/09/08 06:28 AM
I am thankful for porn, without it a lot of women would give terrible blow jobs and men would never give oral sex. :banana:

Lily0923's photo
Thu 10/09/08 09:45 AM
I am thnakful my ex has fially agreed to sign my divorce papers. :banana: :banana: :banana:

beachbum069's photo
Thu 10/09/08 09:47 AM

I am thankful for porn, without it a lot of women would give terrible blow jobs and men would never give oral sex. :banana:

What about the midgets??

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Thu 10/09/08 09:49 AM

I am thankful for porn, without it a lot of women would give terrible blow jobs and men would never give oral sex. :banana:


what is this device called PORN ??noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

Lily0923's photo
Thu 10/09/08 09:52 AM


I am thankful for porn, without it a lot of women would give terrible blow jobs and men would never give oral sex. :banana:


what is this device called PORN ??noway laugh laugh laugh laugh


I don't know either, lillith? Can you explain it to us?:angel:

doodlebuggrrl's photo
Thu 10/09/08 09:53 AM
Never regret something that has made you smile.

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Thu 10/09/08 09:56 AM
Id like to thank alcohol, who accepts me for who I am and is always there for me, no matter my mood...

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Thu 10/09/08 10:02 AM



I am thankful for porn, without it a lot of women would give terrible blow jobs and men would never give oral sex. :banana:


what is this device called PORN ??noway laugh laugh laugh laugh


I don't know either, lillith? Can you explain it to us?:angel:


Yes Lillith... enquiring minds NEED to know glasses laugh laugh laugh laugh

purposebuilt's photo
Thu 10/09/08 10:04 AM
I would like to thank everyone for being so thankful. Thank you, thank you very much.

RainbowTrout's photo
Thu 10/09/08 10:07 AM
I would like thank my ex for letting me divorce her. I think it was only fitting since I let her divorce me the first time. I am glad neither of us owes the other anything now.

lilith401's photo
Thu 10/09/08 10:08 AM
Porn~
Pseudo Orgasmic Realistical Nonsense.

Men don't f*ck that good, women don't look like that....as MBD said the music is awful, but hecks it gives good pointers sometimes.

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Thu 10/09/08 10:15 AM

Porn~
Pseudo Orgasmic Realistical Nonsense.

Men don't f*ck that good, women don't look like that....as MBD said the music is awful, but hecks it gives good pointers sometimes.

I don't care if PORN stands for that or not ... thats funny right therelaugh laugh laugh laugh

( psstt ... have picked up a few pointers there myself ) don't tell anyone blushing laugh laugh laugh laugh