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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes.. 
 That's a good one. 
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. Get it, Got it, Good....... Hmmm....I have the first part well covered for the most part. Second one, I'm out. Only 5'8". Third one, I'm out. I love my dog, but I like my creepy little cat. Fourth one, no problem. I wouldn't want to subject someone to see a chest pic of myself in ANY situation....lol Last one. I have no idea if I p*ssed Izze off enough to make her deactivate. I wouldn't think so since I never said much to her. I guess it's a damn good thing that you already decided a while ago that I am too far away to date. But I guess now I have to leave the internet. Damn, I was starting to really like it here. |
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But I guess now I have to leave the internet. Damn, I was starting to really like it here. No, you can stay...but you MUST put up a chest pic... them's the rules.... |
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
That's a good one.
Thanx!! |
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LOL...don't flatter yourself...didn't ask for an exception. Oh yes, please reject me for rejecting you... 
 wrong again...yes you did....
And you wanna talk some sh*t about my punctuation.... 
 I wanna talk some sh*t about you baby
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
That's a good one.
Thanx!! 
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LOL...don't flatter yourself...didn't ask for an exception. Oh yes, please reject me for rejecting you...
wrong again...yes you did....
And you wanna talk some sh*t about my punctuation....
I wanna talk some sh*t about you baby
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ you will like my grammar and thats the last time i`m gonna tell you 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. once i kick you in the shin my hieght will not be an issue 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. you will love my ***** like your own 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. ditto, now where are your chest pics for me to approve? 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. just shut up and get me a beer 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. whos izzie? Get it, Got it, Good....... youve talked enough, not shut your pie hole and go get me that beer you better get it, you better got it, and you better be good |
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ you will like my grammar and thats the last time i`m gonna tell you 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. once i kick you in the shin my hieght will not be an issue 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. you will love my ***** like your own 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. ditto, now where are your chest pics for me to approve? 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. just shut up and get me a beer 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. whos izzie? Get it, Got it, Good....... youve talked enough, not shut your pie hole and go get me that beer you better get it, you better got it, and you better be good Oh I'm good..... |
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But I guess now I have to leave the internet. Damn, I was starting to really like it here. No, you can stay...but you MUST put up a chest pic... them's the rules.... Sorry. I'll just leave. No one deserves the punishment of seeing me shirtless...lol |
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But I guess now I have to leave the internet. Damn, I was starting to really like it here. No, you can stay...but you MUST put up a chest pic... them's the rules.... Sorry. I'll just leave. No one deserves the punishment of seeing me shirtless...lol You're being a "nice" guy, knock it the f*ck off ya hear? |
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But I guess now I have to leave the internet. Damn, I was starting to really like it here. No, you can stay...but you MUST put up a chest pic... them's the rules.... Sorry. I'll just leave. No one deserves the punishment of seeing me shirtless...lol You're being a "nice" guy, knock it the f*ck off ya hear? HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! |
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HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! Negative. |
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Edited by
justme659
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Wed 09/24/08 09:28 PM
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Hey lily, If I put up a chest pix can I be in the club?
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Wed 09/24/08 09:29 PM
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HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! Negative. Butthole. 
Hey wait...does it have to be MY chest??? lmao |
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Hey lily, If I put up a chest pix can I be in the club?
Yes ma'am... I'm shallow like that. |
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HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! Negative. Butthole.
Hey wait...does it have to be MY chest??? lmao apparently not, the ones who boost about how great their bodies are, are usually the ones who put up the fake pics.... So fake it up darlin' |
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HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! Negative. Butthole.
Hey wait...does it have to be MY chest??? lmao apparently not, the ones who boost about how great their bodies are, are usually the ones who put up the fake pics.... So fake it up darlin' SWEEEETTTTTT!!! Now THAT I can do...lol |
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HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! that was nice you should have said... HAHAHAHA!!! i`m not being nice, ya c*nt!! now take that back you b*tch, or else i`m gonna shove my foot up your ass |
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HAHAHAH!!!! I am NOT being " nice "!!!! You TAKE THAT BACK YOU BIG MEANIE!!!! Negative. Butthole.
Hey wait...does it have to be MY chest??? lmao apparently not, the ones who boost about how great their bodies are, are usually the ones who put up the fake pics.... So fake it up darlin' hey, i resemble that remark.  
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