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Oh well... guess that leaves ME out... christ on a stick, you're fine too.... you guys knock this sh*t off, I'm finding I'm way too human for this site..... |
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. Get it, Got it, Good....... ill ask my 8ball 
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay 
we could do a boob thread darlin .. right next to the 'how long is it' for the guys thread .. 
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay
 Or you can just send it to me
 
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay
we could do a boob thread darlin .. right next to the 'how long is it' for the guys thread ..
thats it..im running to the store for soda then postin boob pic..judy i look forward to your new thread !!!!! 
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ill ask my 8ball
I don't do coke......
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izzie and cottonelle's profiles are both deactivated
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izzie and cottonelle's profiles are both deactivated grrrrrrr @ izzie being gone.... dont really know the othe rone...so i cant muster the same sadness....too bad |
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izzie and cottonelle's profiles are both deactivated why did cottonelle leave? |
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
 oooh lala
bewbz
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izzie and cottonelle's profiles are both deactivated why did cottonelle leave? IDK..but im runnin to the store now...Ill pick some more up sorry my bad
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izzie and cottonelle's profiles are both deactivated why did cottonelle leave? IDK..but im runnin to the store now...Ill pick some more up sorry my bad
I love you... 
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Wow, I'm starting to realize I'm making all of these exceptions to the rules... maybe I'm not a shallow person anymore...
Thanks guys for speaking volumes to me, glad I had the sense enough to listen.... 
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izzie and cottonelle's profiles are both deactivated They told me they are joining a swingers club
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Wow, I'm starting to realize I'm making all of these exceptions to the rules... maybe I'm not a shallow person anymore... Thanks guys for speaking volumes to me, glad I had the sense enough to listen....
Now you just stop that crazy talk! You are the same mean, shallow Lily I have come to know and love!
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay
we could do a boob thread darlin .. right next to the 'how long is it' for the guys thread ..
I like to put mine next to boobs too
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay
we could do a boob thread darlin .. right next to the 'how long is it' for the guys thread ..
I like to put mine next to boobs too
I like to put mine between them
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I'm a sucker for a pearl necklace...
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Am I okay?!
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Now you just stop that crazy talk! You are the same mean, shallow Lily I have come to know and love!
You stop.... I wouldn't want anyone to get an opinion of me that I didn't post... I mean you can't look through someone's post history to see how shallow and nasty they are or anything... |
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