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If I where my heels I will be tall enough 
God your fine too...geez, I keep making these exceptions to the rules and people are gonna think I'm human.... We don't f*cking want that now do we? |
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Damnit....Im 5ft 6... *stomps foot* You're fine too.... oh wait, look how I make exceptions for people who are worthwile? Huh.... isn't that funny? Must be something wrong with me.... Nope theres nothing wrong with you...just a few others here... |
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. Darnit Girl! I was just headed to the bathroom to take some boob pics in the mirror! Luckily I have a large mirror! Ruined my night not being able to do that..... 
 Keep laughing......life's short!
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izzie deactivated??? 
Yes she did.... ah helll naw !!!!!!!!!!!! 
 She's dating me now
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*leaves* I'm to short!
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izzie deactivated???
Yes she did....    
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*leaves* I'm to short! No, just too young, I can't take you to the bar... 
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izzie deactivated???
Yes she did.... ah helll naw !!!!!!!!!!!!
She's dating me now
not for long.... im stealin her back !!!!!
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*leaves* I'm to short! No, just too young, I can't take you to the bar...
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*leaves* I'm to short! No, just too young, I can't take you to the bar...
Then you will be acceptable to date.... |
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
 oooh lala
 bewbz
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
OMG that really made me lol....
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. Get it, Got it, Good....... Oh well... guess that leaves ME out... |
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay
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*leaves* I'm to short! No, just too young, I can't take you to the bar...
 Im bringing you a present
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maybe i should post a boob pic...then i could stay
Or you can just send it to me
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izzie deactivated???
she'll be back .. *pats e on the back .. it's ok big guy*
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I'd take a pic of my boobs but my nips are brushing my toes..
I am crying here.
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