Ibuprofen to keep the fever down and lots of Gatorade
So you don't get dehydrated and get some rest Dear

dear diary.....IthinkI drank too much.............. lah.................

more cow bell...................and mpre neil diamond???

You're so sweet, horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face.
(Neil Diamond)

Happy Shopping Recovery Day, Gypsy.

Im not even wearing any panties!!!

dear diary..........I went to try on this coat in walmart////////////and what the hell haPPENS????????????????









2 women...............strangers tell me I look fabulous in the coat~~~ I wasnt even going to buy the coat~~~









geeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz












I had to buy the coat bedcause 2 strangers told me I looked good ...............howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww crazy is that????

thats awesome because I am not wearing any panties either

Look upward. Say softly, "Thank you."


Blessings come surprisingly swift; unsought and unexpected.



***assuming the commentators were fashionable***

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we be chicks..........when da strangers tell ya...............then ya know~~~~


But then I was thinking.............when you are a size 3-5..............


who isnt going to say ya LOOK GOOD????? iM wondering if they were paid to say that???

any pics to prove how good the coat looked?

I could take pics............maybe tomorrow.....gbut you are a guy...........geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus fashiom sesemce????????????????????

It doesnt matter.........13 yr old boys were trying to impress me tonight!!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsoooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!

I really just wanted an excuse to see you in more photos.... I will admit to having no fashion sense. lol

DD: Present lowest airfare prices for one-week round-trip to San Jose Cabo...if I can just teleport to Vancouver first...
$410.
Now...about the accommodations...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mister 2 pics..........why would you want to see an old lady in any pics anyways?????


I woke up this morning and my tatas were gone...................

I got cancun all inclu............for$725..........from van.............









shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im working on it.........

Ok...***silent prayer for you***

please pray for me boobs too..........I lay on my back................where did they go????









bloody ell I cant sleep on my side all m y life?

DEAR GOD!!! MY FATHER, MY SAVIOR, MY FRIEND AND COMPANION IN ALL ENDEAVORS, THROUGHOUT MORTALITY AND FOREVERMORE, I HUMBLY...
...most humbly..
...quietly...
...faithfully...
...IMPLORE YOUR BLESSED GUIDANCE, COMPASSION, AND SAFEKEEPING OF MY FRIEND, THIS LADY, FOR HER QUICK AND LASTING JOYOUS VACATION!!!!
GLORIFY THY POWER AND MOST OMNISCIENT GLORY IN THIS WONDROUS EXHIBITION OF THY LOVE!
FOR THIS IS THY WILL...
...that this, thy humble slave, willing servant, and owned vessel...
...should beseech Thy goodwill and everlasting LOVE to bless and encompass a stranger...
FOR THY EVERLASTING GLORY!!!!



...in Jesus' Holy Name, I pray Thee. Amen.

...and, Lord?

...once more?

Please, bless the paps that suckled her son, to be forever young, full of lifegiving warmth, and to rise to perkiness at her whim...

...for what would Thou wish of such a woman, wert Thou in my place? That very thing, Lord, I ask of Thee, full of faith without knowing nor daring to venture an image. In Thy will, I do trust.
Amen.

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dear Im having bad thoughts~~~~!!!