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Topic: What you give a woman
somewhatshy2 Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1758	Sat 09/13/08 12:10 PM
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart . She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t.

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Sat 09/13/08 12:18 PM
I offer a 12 pack.........hello case of beer lol

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Sat 09/13/08 12:18 PM
Hehe you are soooo right! I love this!!

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sat 09/13/08 12:25 PM


stoneagesmurf Joined Sun 05/18/08 Posts: 133	Sat 09/13/08 12:27 PM
Well hell, what happened to the money I gave em.. I didn't get any

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Sat 09/13/08 12:36 PM
Love it!!

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Sat 09/13/08 12:46 PM
If you give her a diamond, you get a diamondback! --lyrics from "Venom in Denom" by Junior Brown

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Sat 09/13/08 12:54 PM
True of a good woman anyway.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 12:55 PM
This actually makes sense, in a businesslike fashion. Guys, envision yourself as an employer...trusting the lady to make the most of whatever. She knows perfectly well that her security and your trust are on the line with each of her decisions. So, what if your lady deserves a 'hiring bonus', and certainly a raise? It's your function to chart the path to success, for the household, just like the captain of any ship. IMO

flame1cutie Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 7307	Sat 09/13/08 01:08 PM


Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Sat 09/13/08 01:31 PM
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart . She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t. that is so very true!!! you'd think men would figure this out by now... and give us the love and respect we so deserve

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Sat 09/13/08 01:32 PM
True of a good woman anyway. exactly... true of a good woman, for sure!!!

120557 Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 763	Sat 09/13/08 02:27 PM
give us the love and respect we so deserve I did and she multiplied it by doing what she wanted-running around.

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Sat 09/13/08 04:38 PM
give her all the above and she gives you a divorce....LOL

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Wed 09/17/08 08:26 AM
give us the love and respect we so deserve I did and she multiplied it by doing what she wanted-running around. i'm so sorry that happened to you well, please don't give up there are quite a few of us who are capable of real love , commitment, loyalty & fidelity

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Wed 09/17/08 08:27 AM Edited by Rapunzel on Wed 09/17/08 08:29 AM
give her all the above and she gives you a divorce....LOL you just chose the wrong woman... please don't give in to resignation... not all of us are sheisters...

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