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MEN OVER 50

Q. Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.



Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.




Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.





Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.




Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.




Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.





Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gee, I remember these!!'

Believe all are correct

Wait till you get to be over 50!

trying to keep Friday on the lighter side

Very funny!

please dont take personally it's a joke

I am looking forward to my 50's, my 60's etc.

more time to learn and laugh

That you will deffenitly do. You get to laugh at the younger genration about what they think, do, and act like. Besides Fran, I didn't take it personally, I was laughing at the jokes and you when I answered. Have a nice day.

Ohhhhh nooooooo...I'm almost there...except the glasses thing...already took care of that

GREAT!!!

So long as I can laugh at myself, laughing at someone else sure comes easier

Ha Ha..... this is crazy

Thx...

thanks just sharing some laughs