At one point, we would say to the kids... "Mommy and Daddy are going to do the "S" word." They go illllll and run off. Kinda awkward so we read a book instead. Having no kids around is better than having kids... sometimes.

Kids add spice to my life... ie:
About 3 years ago, My wife got me a c()ck ring from a Sex toy party.
It came in a little clear sealed wrapper.

She showed it to me, just as I was about to sleep.
Thought nothing of it, threw it on the night stand and went to sleep... I was tired to do anything.

Early in the morning,something woke me up.
The wrapper had fallen on my face.
While half asleep puzzling over the wrapper (thinking I am going to get some morning fun), I looked up and saw my (at the time) 6 year old daughter with a big smile on her face and the c()ck ring on her finger. That s-toy looked like a cheap prize from an arcade.

why not date a man with kids?seems like a guy with kids wouldn't mind yours