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Needs more info on hobbies and interests and what you want out of life and relationships.
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 Well......
The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF?
2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF?
3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF?
3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT?
3.DO YOU CLEAN?
4.DO YOU COOK?
5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE?
6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY...
Q: MASSAGE MY FEET...
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT?
8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY?
9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK?
10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY?
IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN???
LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??
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Ayita!!! You are CRAZY!! Be nice to the man. He needs help!
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YES and size 15
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Smile!!
Why do you guys post pictures with a stern or blank face? Look happy for pete's sake! |
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you gotta look cool....like me 
You don't look cool. You just look "Hungry like the wolf". *Starts singing Duran Duran* |
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1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? yes i brush my tooth
2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? no need to, the brush goes right around my tooth 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? every year 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? whats that? 3.DO YOU CLEAN? my plate 4.DO YOU COOK? i`m moking baby, no, really, i`m smoking a cigarette 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? no, but it can be licked and sucked on 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... bite me 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? as long as it dont cost more than a dollar 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? hell no 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? you can fight the collection agencies for it if you want 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? like you dont already have one IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? naawwww, you go right ahead and enjoy that butt plug of yours LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? bend over and i`ll show you |
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1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? yes i brush my tooth 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? no need to, the brush goes right around my tooth 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? every year 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? whats that? 3.DO YOU CLEAN? my plate 4.DO YOU COOK? i`m moking baby, no, really, i`m smoking a cigarette 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? no, but it can be licked and sucked on 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... bite me 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? as long as it dont cost more than a dollar 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? hell no 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? you can fight the collection agencies for it if you want 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? like you dont already have one IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? naawwww, you go right ahead and enjoy that butt plug of yours LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? bend over and i`ll show you Cotton!!! You do know that you will have the RATH of Yta, don't you ?
LOL
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the answer is...whatever you want to hear, my lady...
no matter what! |
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the answer is...whatever you want to hear, my lady... no matter what! SEE PPL!
A REAL MAN!!!!!!! 
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1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? yes i brush my tooth 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? no need to, the brush goes right around my tooth 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? every year 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? whats that? 3.DO YOU CLEAN? my plate 4.DO YOU COOK? i`m moking baby, no, really, i`m smoking a cigarette 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? no, but it can be licked and sucked on 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... bite me 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? as long as it dont cost more than a dollar 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? hell no 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? you can fight the collection agencies for it if you want 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? like you dont already have one IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? naawwww, you go right ahead and enjoy that butt plug of yours LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? bend over and i`ll show you if i had the strength onight to fight with ya , i would tear you up buddy! |
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I didnt realize that was checked as soon as I did i changed it. Thats not what I am looking for, not sure I am even ready for that. Thanks for the response.
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the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling Thanks as soon as I realized that was what it said i changed it. Thats not what I am looking for, not sure I even ready for that right now anyway. |
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