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Topic: WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:17 PM
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:19 PM
And those are bad things exactly why??? lol

Redneckmaninsc's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:22 PM
Pee standing up?
:tongue:


guyguy1225's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:23 PM
I have been pushing for equal rights !! laugh laugh wait didn't that like pass years ago ? :wink: laugh

flame1cutie's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:24 PM
laugh flowerforyou

markc48's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:25 PM

And those are bad things exactly why??? lol
Where Did You Get That???

seahawks's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:25 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh still gotta love us though.!!!!laugh laugh laugh

lilangel2's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:28 PM
depression requires a slowing of the normal mental funtion...men don't have a normal mental funtion ...so no HA! J/K )or maybe not) HA you decide! rofl

DevilDog1987's photo
Mon 09/01/08 09:28 PM
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack? i could find a 8 pack for $5.00 at the swap meetlaugh

no photo
Mon 09/01/08 10:22 PM
you dont know many men then do you . i know guys that are depressed alot cause women have put them there .frustrated frustrated

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/02/08 06:50 PM

laugh laugh laugh laugh still gotta love us though.!!!!laugh laugh laugh



Yeah we do for sure no doubt about that :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/02/08 06:51 PM


And those are bad things exactly why??? lol
Where Did You Get That???


Had it e-mailed to me I'm on a few e-mail list with jokes ect.. sometimes I get some pretty good ones. bigsmile

RKISIT's photo
Tue 09/02/08 06:54 PM
the only time we r depressed is when our football team loses,period, go canesdrinker drinkergators 23 canes 124drinker drinker drinker

AllenAqua's photo
Tue 09/02/08 06:54 PM
Thanks for reminding me, I feel better already.bigsmile

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/02/08 07:06 PM

you dont know many men then do you . i know guys that are depressed alot cause women have put them there .frustrated frustrated



Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shshshhssh I know plenty of men as friends and most will tell you only if you let the women make you depressed will that happen. They buck up and move on fast knowing it want do any good to get depressed over what will never happen. noway noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Besides it is only something to read and ponder on not to analyzebiggrin

mcattygarnett's photo
Tue 09/02/08 07:28 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/02/08 07:31 PM

Thanks for reminding me, I feel better already.bigsmile



Awwww glad I could be of service and make ya smilebigsmile


oops that did not sound right ohhh well glad ya liked it shshshh :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/02/08 07:51 PM
Exactly! That's why I stay away from depressing women.

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/02/08 07:58 PM

Exactly! That's why I stay away from depressing women.



Humm I try to stay away from anyone that is depressed noway whoa slaphead

marcel48041's photo
Tue 09/02/08 08:25 PM

you dont know many men then do you . i know guys that are depressed alot cause women have put them there .frustrated frustrated
this guy has it right, Im a man and I get depressed, who hasnt been depressed? especialy by the opisit sex. lol

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