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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108 | |
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echo.........
echoooooooooooo?????? 
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dear diary.......my 22 lb cat chased me down the hall tonight.......he sounded like a horse galloping......chasing me.......I guess he was bored and thought I was a great toy to play with!!
 And that......... was the most exciting thing that happened when I got home!!!!
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It's that toxic waste experience.
You're being heard...but it sounds like you are alone. }}  gypsy{{ ((purplecat ))
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But then again........my night at work was pretty exciting....full of violence, blood......feces and urine..........thankfully there wasnt any emesis........that stuff makes me puke!!!
  
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I'll take cat chasings for $300 alex!!!
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It's that toxic waste experience. You're being heard...but it sounds like you are alone. }} gypsy{{ ((purplecat ))   
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In that getup you're wearing, how would they guess that you aren't watching them watching you?
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And that is one pretty lady, in the pic with longhairybikeriderdude.
Reminds me of Hot Lips Hullihan, on Mash.  
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I'll take 'Sucked Flat D-Cups, for $400, Alex."
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<-----I think this is a better pic......
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I'll take 'Sucked Flat D-Cups, for $400, Alex." Ummmmmmmmm?????
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<-----I think this is a better pic...... I think you're right. Contagious sunshiney happiness is good. 
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<------big fat cat.........he scares me!!!
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ok whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeez purple>???? did she fall asleep with johnson???? the heating pad???
My psychic mind is telling me this......
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dear diary........I wonder what I did with johnson??????????????? whereeeeeeeeeeeez johnson???? my handy dandy heating pad?????
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You know, you just don't fit stereotypical animal owners.
An old saying, "If your dog's fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." Your cat just isn't living up to your image. But at least it's a happy cat. |
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I feed my cats whenever they cry........
 they cry alot.......I cant handle crying......makes me crazy........... therefore, Ive always had huge cats. My other cat shadow is a bit skinny though.....only 10 lbs.......
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my cats are always hungry........I am not.......sometimes I forget to eat when Im busy.......
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I've had many cats.
They tried to train me well. Two of them succeeded...old fat butt Sassy, and giant Twin. Twin was simply monstrous. Sassy was simply always pissed, being the only female with three to five males around. She cuffed 'em good.
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I found johnson..........ahhhhhhhhhhhhh he is on my lap.........and he is sooooooooo warm!!!
I need one of these things for my feet!!!
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