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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108
Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Tue 09/02/08 11:29 AM
Ninja song lyrics for Gypsy I woke up this morning And everything was different Something was strange in the air I woke up this morning And everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom Underneath the dresser Behind the curtain But nothing could be found There was nothing left behind them No way that I could find them No finger prints or crumbs on the ground The ninjas are deadly and silent They’re also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese They do whatever they please And sometimes they vacation in Ireland The ninjas are deadly and silent They’re also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese They do whatever they please And if you tear of their mask, They’ll be smiling

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:31 AM
I wanna see gypsy carve throwing stars out of the football sized cat turds her sphynxter challenged cats produce. Harder than forged steel. Fooyhaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This would require some double action rubber gloves.......and a GINSU KNIFE!!! Call right now and its only $19.99 for the glove.gingsu set!!! And if you call within the next 3 minutes.......you will get a bonus gift of........... Preparation H!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/02/08 11:31 AM
<<--turning Japenese I think I'm turning Japenese I really think so think so think so.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:32 AM
<----has petrified poo stars for mike and van and a little something for charles too!!! oooh that gives me an idea...... <<-- starts gathering the ingredients i HAVE some salt and pepper and some...... corn oil!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:32 AM
Ninja song lyrics for Gypsy I woke up this morning And everything was different Something was strange in the air I woke up this morning And everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom Underneath the dresser Behind the curtain But nothing could be found There was nothing left behind them No way that I could find them No finger prints or crumbs on the ground The ninjas are deadly and silent They’re also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese They do whatever they please And sometimes they vacation in Ireland The ninjas are deadly and silent They’re also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese They do whatever they please And if you tear of their mask, They’ll be smiling Im turning japanese Im really turning japanese I really think so!!

Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Tue 09/02/08 11:34 AM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/02/08 11:36 AM
I have bleach ammonia ballons an a large empty mayonaise jar

Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Tue 09/02/08 11:37 AM
The Vapors Lyrics Ive got your picture of me and you You wrote I love you I love you too I sit there staring and theres nothing else to do Oh its in color your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds I often kiss you when theres no one else around Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture Id like a million of them all round my cell I asked the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well Youve got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning round Im turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Im turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture Id like a million of them all round my cell I want the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well Youve got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning round Im turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Im turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder its dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger everyone Thats why Im turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Im turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so (think so think so think so) Turning japanese I think Im turning japanese I really think so

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:37 AM
Hmmmmmm brown sugar, salt, pepper, corn oil, ant be gone...milk, a dash of diet coke, raid....... Mix well........bake in a pan for 12-15 minutes at 350F....... Cool and cut into squares.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:38 AM
or........ Lysol bathroom cleaner ex lax flour butter pinesol windex sugar Mix well......put in pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350F Cool and cut into wedges.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:39 AM
for icing........cat urine, milk and sugar.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 11:40 AM
The ninjas sneak absolutely silently into corporate offices. They are on their targets even before they realize. The element of surprise is now as the ninjas draw their weapons of choice for the job- battlecats. They pull the overfed creatures out and faster than you can say sukiyaki, spin the animals backwards, ass first and squeeze the battlecats. Chinese catsh!t stars fly from the battlecats asses. The overkill is abundant. The dead lay everywhere. Hardened steel cat turds hitting their intended targets. And in the walls, the computer monitors, and even one impaling a ham sandwich into a cellphone. Total catasstrophy.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/02/08 11:41 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:41 AM
The ninjas sneak absolutely silently into corporate offices. They are on their targets even before they realize. The element of surprise is now as the ninjas draw their weapons of choice for the job- battlecats. They pull the overfed creatures out and faster than you can say sukiyaki, spin the animals backwards, ass first and squeeze the battlecats. Chinese catsh!t stars fly from the battlecats asses. The overkill is abundant. The dead lay everywhere. Hardened steel cat turds hitting their intended targets. And in the walls, the computer monitors, and even one impaling a ham sandwich into a cellphone. Total catasstrophy. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I NEED TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 11:43 AM
Ha ha ha ha. We are nuts.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:45 AM
DEAR DIARY......do you ever look at some women here and wonder if she had a sex change???? Im starting to look at adams apples now.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 11:48 AM
I think I may have watched just one too many episodes of robot chicken.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:50 AM
robot chicken has shaped our minds and hearts........we owe our lives to robot chicken!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:51 AM
I was just reading an old thread on is it ok if a woman cant cook....... Im thinking most men would not want me to cook....after seeing my recipes!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 11:53 AM
and I just had a flashback.......after reading the pet name thread....... In my old chatroom on winmx........if we didnt like you we would redirect you to PET SEX!!!