Especially the robot chicken episode where they mocked the tv show happy days and fonzi was a drunk and drug addict and kept puking on everyone when he said "Aaayyyyy!!!" I f*cking peed myself.

Well you all take care i got a doctors appointment to get to
have a nice day

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

see ya hash!!!

Ya I'm in peoria and I gotta jump out and untarp my load of toxic waste and unload. You ladies have a wonderful afternoon.

see ya biker!!

QUIT STARING AT ME LIKE THAT PURPLE!!!

<--GOES back to staring at vacations ......

ugh.....bla bla.................msn yack yack ........I should sttep away from the box for awhile

day one BACK from a week off is SOOOOOOOO LONG .....

no doubt the week off seemed short though

I cant seem to find the
"lots of NEW features" they seem to be braggin about on this "new" mingle2 site

OMG!! apparently I WON the South African lottery !!
who knew they even had a lottery!?!
wow !! I dont even remember buyin a ticket..or even going to south africa to buy one !!?!!
I told them to wire those funds to my Swiss bank account IMMEDIATLY !!!!

EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER 1, 2008

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your
money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do not need a raise.



Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof
of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing
you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every
effort should be made to have non-employees attend the
funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where
employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be
scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to
allow you to work through your lunch hour and
subsequently leave one hour early.




Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall
door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your
second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders'
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.



Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need
to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's
all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here
to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.


The Management

Dear diary......Ive come to the conclusion that everybody hates everybody at work therefore the reason why everyone is always so miserable.

Now, I will help solve the worlds problems.....like world peace and how do they get the peanut butter inside of the reeces peanut butter cups???

and its freeeeeeeeeeezing in here and maybe I should take the a/c out of the window????

ok it says someone messaged me.........but no message???? Is this like ghost messages???? Invisible ink messages???? Maybe I will just try to suck out the message with my telepathic energy???

well this is fun........talking to myself

Wow........look at that hottie biker has in that picture with him.......I would do dirty bad things with her!!!

maybe even 12 times!!!