WORDS WOMEN USE



1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
"Fine".


4. GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!


5. LOUD SIGH:
This is actually a word but it is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
"Nothing".)


6. THAT'S OKAY:
A very dangerous statement women can make to a man. "That's okay" means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
pay for your
mistake.

7. THANKS:
A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say "Your welcome."

8. WHATEVER:
A woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" which
will then result in her response. See #3.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you
know to give them a good laugh, 'cause they know it's true.

I hope the men are taking notes!!!

i love this one thanks....

hey look at that squirrel over there

Hahaha and you thought no one would catch ya trying to change the subject shshhs refer to #4

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LOOK .... at those Jimmy Choos......ooooooooo they are nice!!!

Is getting the note pad and pen so the men CAN take notes!!! now pay attention you guys

Men they just never learn lol

Very good point...thats why women are the stronger sex isnt it really? We have to always seem to take their hand and guide them.

DOH!!

Guide?

That's the only way we actually know that you WANT us to...

Never mind.

you forgot one..."I got a headache"

which means...you don't really attract me sexually at all...I'd rather sleep and dream of Fabio

Whatever.....

Awwwww good one but........ have never used that one myself lol if it is that bad dream of Fabio while at it lmao

Wow look who is still around hope ya doing good have not seen you in like forever!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh and don't forget the:::

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm with the Eye Roll look,,

Meaning,,, do you really think your going to do that,,, Hmmmmmmm
again Eye Roll,,, I dont think so

heheh ya mean that one lmao shsh have been told the way I cut my eyes around it is a good thing they are not daggers or I could kill someone lmao

Love it

We don't really need to take notes to know that women don't actually say what they mean.

We learned that through experience.

I must admit I am guilty of a few of these

And yet...the women ask for " no games "...

: rolls eyes :