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*Taking Notes*
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And yet...the women ask for " no games "... : rolls eyes : Guys are guilty of the same types of miscommunication... dont act so 
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And yet...the women ask for " no games "... : rolls eyes : Guys are guilty of the same types of miscommunication... dont act so
Heh. Perhaps. But I am gonna play anyway....lmao
Then again....when a woman asks me if something is wrong...and I say " nothing "....that's pretty much exactly what I mean. |
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I hope the men are taking notes!!! 
We don't really need to take notes to know that women don't actually say what they mean. We learned that through experience. Most men don't say anything at all. Which one's worse? Does the omission of words mean there is no thought? Curious minds want to know? 
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I hope the men are taking notes!!!
We don't really need to take notes to know that women don't actually say what they mean. We learned that through experience. Most men don't say anything at all. Which one's worse? Does the omission of words mean there is no thought? Curious minds want to know?
Well...only speaking for myself.... There really ARE times when I am quiet, but I am not actually thinking about anything. Sometimes, I just let my mind wander, but there is nothing really cohesive in the thought process. So if she asks me what I am thinking about, I really mean it if I say " nothing ". |
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WHAT GUYS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN
They say: It's just orange juice, try it They mean: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head They say: She's kinda cute They mean: I wanna bang her til I'm blue They say: I dunno if I like her They mean: She won't blow me They say: I need you They mean: My hand is tired They say: I had her They mean: I had wet dreams about her all week They say: I really wanna get to know you better They mean: So we can do what I tell my friends we do already They say: How do I compare with all your other BFs? They mean: Is my penis really that small? They say: You're the only girl I've ever cared about They mean: You're the only girl that hasn't rejected me They say: I want you back They mean: ...for tonight anyway They say: We've been through so much together They mean: If not for you, I never would've lost my virginity They say: I miss you so much They mean: I'm so horny that my roommate is starting to look good They say: No, I don't wanna dance right now They mean: Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on! They say: The break-up should not start for another few hours~ They mean: I wanna have sex a few more times They say: I'm different from all the other guys They mean: I'm not circumcised |
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Dudes
WTF Who lost their code book???? 
WHAT GUYS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN They say: It's just orange juice, try it They mean: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head They say: She's kinda cute They mean: I wanna bang her til I'm blue They say: I dunno if I like her They mean: She won't blow me They say: I need you They mean: My hand is tired They say: I had her They mean: I had wet dreams about her all week They say: I really wanna get to know you better They mean: So we can do what I tell my friends we do already They say: How do I compare with all your other BFs? They mean: Is my penis really that small? They say: You're the only girl I've ever cared about They mean: You're the only girl that hasn't rejected me They say: I want you back They mean: ...for tonight anyway They say: We've been through so much together They mean: If not for you, I never would've lost my virginity They say: I miss you so much They mean: I'm so horny that my roommate is starting to look good They say: No, I don't wanna dance right now They mean: Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on! They say: The break-up should not start for another few hours~ They mean: I wanna have sex a few more times They say: I'm different from all the other guys They mean: I'm not circumcised |
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OMG tooo funny now ya just got to laugh at it for they both are comical.
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very good
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That has to be the most full of sh*t list I ahve ever seen....at least as far as what I say vs what I mean.
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That has to be the most full of sh*t list I ahve ever seen....at least as far as what I say vs what I mean. OMG calm down and just laugh at it. |
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That has to be the most full of sh*t list I ahve ever seen....at least as far as what I say vs what I mean. OMG calm down and just laugh at it. Oh trust me. I was....lol |
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Problem with life today is too many try to read too much into something that should strike one as funny. When one tries to over analyze what they are reading they tend to no longer see the humor in life.
Ya know at times ones must laugh at what will always be and not let the little things get to you. 
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Life is about seeing the humor within it.
No matter if we agree or not for I don't on all of these but........... one must admit humor does make the day go by so much easier.
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sat 08/30/08 02:01 PM
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That is very true.
The problem is that I am very sarcastic. That is pretty tough to read in a post on a forum. Everything I typed was with the intention of humor behind it. Sometimes, people take the things I say too seriously...but that's ok. I'm pretty used to it. :-) |
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That is very true. The problem is that I am very sarcastic. That is pretty tough to read in a post on a forum. Everything I typed was with the intention of humor behind it. Sometimes, people take the things I say too seriously...but that's ok. I'm pretty used to it. :-) Well ya know at times it helps to put one of these in since face expression can not be seen I'm a regular smart azzz too but all in fun. Laughter to me is something I must have daily. Smiles are like river they flow easily.
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Meh. I would rather keep them guessing...lol
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Meh. I would rather keep them guessing...lol Well actually I like it better when they walk away and do this   and leave them speechless but..........being quick witted has it's advantages in life ohhh I do have some fun at times.
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