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Topic: T-Shirt - Quotes
TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76433	Sat 08/30/08 08:40 AM
T-Shirt - Quotes: AT MY AGE Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again. I only have a Kitchen because it came with the house. I may be Left-Handed But I'm always Right! Friendship is God's Most Perfect Gift. Beer Now Cheaper than Gas Drink, Don't Drive. You Never see a MOTORCYCLE parked outside of a psychiatrist's office. YOU CAN EITHER AGREE WITH ME OR BE WRONG I CAN FIX ANYTHING WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS.....read the instructions. AND THE LAST BUT NOT LEAST! NEVER GO TO BED MAD Stay up and plot your Revenge. JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT! YA'LL ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY! WHAT T-SHIRT SAYINGS DO YOU REMEMBER? PLEASE SHARE THEM WITH US.

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Sat 08/30/08 08:41 AM
The voices in my head don't like you.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 08/30/08 08:43 AM
Ass, cash or grass no-one rides for free

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sat 08/30/08 08:44 AM
I saw this shirt the other day that said IT on it and a stick man screwing the letter Ifor *Fck It**or Screw It

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Sat 08/30/08 08:45 AM
funny stuff

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 08/30/08 08:45 AM
funny stuff (((Angel)))

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76433	Sat 08/30/08 08:55 AM
Awwww some good ones makes ya wonder who comes up with these darn quotes.

mcattygarnett Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 3527	Sat 08/30/08 09:22 AM
my sister has a t-shirt that says: C=cant R=remember S=****

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 08/30/08 04:35 PM Edited by eileena9 on Sat 08/30/08 04:41 PM
Only a complete loser would take the time to stand around and read the message off the front of someone else's t-shirt. (By the way.............this really is on the front of one of my t-shirts.....I wasn't being sarcastic)

feistybaby Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 2422	Sat 08/30/08 04:39 PM
Don't give me attitude...I have one of my own Bee sweet....Eat your honey (with 2 bees and a honey pot) A rooster having sex with an egg (underneath) Which came first????? Make love not war....explode the population instead of bombs!!!!

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Sat 08/30/08 04:40 PM
I like that one! Don't give me attitude...I have one of my own

feistybaby Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 2422	Sat 08/30/08 04:44 PM
Those are actually shirts I have... I also have ones that say... Spoiled rotton to the core....with chip and dale pushing an apple core... One with tinkerbell that says Perfect little flirt (have this keychain as well) One with captain hook....that says you can't help but get hooked on me

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 08/30/08 04:46 PM
How can I be thirsty, I drank all last night??

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Sat 08/30/08 05:35 PM
some of my kids are: Its My Brothers Fault Santa please take my sister with you Does'nt Get Along With Others Speling Bee Winnur If your reading this shirt,your to close

FrostyInTheField Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 59	Sat 08/30/08 07:52 PM
Oh I have several... Ob/Gyn Kenobi (for the Stars Fan) 03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A S**T And a few others that I am sure would offend most people so I will not post them....haha

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sat 08/30/08 07:55 PM
I am Spending my Kids College Fund

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sat 08/30/08 07:57 PM
My Ex got everything except my favorite shirt

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 08/30/08 08:00 PM
if you can read this, the bastrad wont let me drive !

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 08/30/08 08:01 PM
if you cant run with the big dog's stay on the porch !

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sat 08/30/08 08:24 PM
My other Car is in my Ex-wife name