Ive got TONS of good T-shirts!
--It aint gonna lick itself!
--you disgust me..But i like it!
--Sex Instructor: 1st lesson FREE
--you may be a princess, but im the QUEEN!
--Mount-an Do-me!
--sticks & stones will break my bones, but whips & chains excite me!
--I can read your mind...& you should be ashamed of yourself!
--Im not easy, but I can be had!
--if I wanted to hear from an asshole, i'd of farted!
--Im not as think as you stoned I am!
--To all you virgins...THANKS for NOTHING!

Or, how bout these...
--In the pasture of life, dont be a cowpie!
--YES...Beer qualifies as an appetizer!
--DAMN RIGHT im good in bed...I can sleep for days!
--Firemen are always in heat!
--your dreams have been answered...IM HERE!
--youre not paranoid...everyone IS talking about you!!
--Too much of a good thing can be WONDERFUL!
--Im not playing hard to get...I AM hard to get!!
--Reality is for people who cant handle drugs
--SEX is like snow..you never know how many inches you'll get, or how long it lasts

I have one that says

" Doesn't Play Well With Others "

I recently bought a couple for my man...


"I may not be Jesus, but the size of my co** is a miracle"

"**ck off, ive got enough friends"

and my eldest son has 1...

"Also available in sober"

i still think the shirt i have is the best!


"Sex is not the answer

Sex is the question

Yes is the answer"

I may be wrong.
I may be right.

But I'm still

THE CAPTAIN

Have a nice day before some bastard mess it up!!!!!!!!!!

OMGosh..I have worn many a T-shirt in my day with interesting "stuff" on them. Kept most of them too! Still wear them every now and again. My favorite one..."still crazy after all these years" ...another......"Don't worry...Be Groovey!"

In Southhampton they call it Sushi. In Southhold we call it bait.