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Topic: Your date
smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Mon 08/25/08 01:08 PM
smiles all the time yet you keep smelling a odd fume of rotten eggs while stuck in the highway with your broken down car in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. You try to keep a normal face but the fumes are really bad. You think it is coming from your date who silently gives out gases. What do you do from here? Keep on smelling it. Or would you say something?

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 08/25/08 01:13 PM
Tell her to get nude & break out the airfreshener

Magbalihi Joined Thu 08/07/08 Posts: 1815	Mon 08/25/08 01:13 PM
Fart back!!!!

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Mon 08/25/08 01:14 PM
Neither. I'd turn the fan on and open a window!

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Mon 08/25/08 01:15 PM
Not like me to keep quiet...

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Mon 08/25/08 01:16 PM
Neither. I'd turn the fan on and open a window! but there is a extreme thunder and your car is broke down!

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Mon 08/25/08 01:24 PM
Neither. I'd turn the fan on and open a window! but there is a extreme thunder and your car is broke down! I can deal with water and lightening, but gas? Uh uh, no way! I learned my lesson. A woman I dated a few months ago had a curious problem. Seriously, everytime I hugged her, she tooted. Each time I pretended not to notice. After the third date, I just couldn't deal with it anymore!

merlin2525 Joined Sun 06/17/07 Posts: 2819	Mon 08/25/08 01:25 PM
Tell her to bend over. I'm gonna plug up that gas leak

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 08/25/08 01:25 PM
Tell her to bend over. I'm gonna plug up that gas leak

It_Gyrl Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 225	Mon 08/25/08 01:56 PM
Since I'd be wondering if his 'fumes' would eventually spark a fire (or he'd be put out of his misery with a lightening strike).. I'd get out of the car.... thunderstorm and all...... and walk....I'll take my chances. Either he'll kill me from my holding my breath, or someone on the road will kill me by running me over.....the latter will be less painful

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/25/08 02:00 PM
Don't light any matches.

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Mon 08/25/08 02:03 PM
Tell her to bend over. I'm gonna plug up that gas leak

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Mon 08/25/08 02:18 PM
This is where I bust out a smoke, and end it for the both of us. Obviously, she ain't going out a second time with me, ladies would you really go out with a man who couldn't maintain his car? Besides, if a woman is farting in your presence, odds are, she isn't into you. So I got nothing to loose.

MLG40 Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 501	Mon 08/25/08 04:22 PM
smiles all the time yet you keep smelling a odd fume of rotten eggs while stuck in the highway with your broken down car in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. You try to keep a normal face but the fumes are really bad. You think it is coming from your date who silently gives out gases. What do you do from here? Keep on smelling it. Or would you say something? K. Now after all the responses. What would you do?

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