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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 106
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:54 AM
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo you guys are too funny!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:55 AM
Ok........hmmmmmmmmm day off........what should I do today????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:56 AM
.....brian says "Pretty cool kyle aint it?!!" I said "Yeah brian, that's cool. But I'd be careful. Those condensors fully charged carry 100,000 volts. If it shoots full cans of beer across the room think of what it could do to you if you accidently grounded yourself!" Brian says "Nah, I'm careful!"......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:57 AM
.....brian says "Pretty cool kyle aint it?!!" I said "Yeah brian, that's cool. But I'd be careful. Those condensors fully charged carry 100,000 volts. If it shoots full cans of beer across the room think of what it could do to you if you accidently grounded yourself!" Brian says "Nah, I'm careful!"...... lmaooooooooooo ummmmmmmmm I hope he doesnt try to zap his *****?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:05 AM
......So brian keeps dinking around shooting beers around the house via condensor. "Brian, can I have a beer?" "Sure kyle- catch!" BANG!!! Beer flies through the air- and I catch it. Then- yup you guessed it- brian accidently grounded himself. KABOOM!!! Brian flies past his wife and I just like he was shot across the house out of a cannon. Brians wife and I laughed for an hour- completely in tears. Brian gets up, holds up his index finger which is black and smoking. I'm f*cking laughing so hard I can't even make jokes!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:07 AM
I cant believe someone would marry that guy!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:09 AM
"Wow brian, I didn't know you knew how to fly!!!" "F*ck you kyle!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:10 AM
"Wow brian, I didn't know you knew how to fly!!!" "F*ck you kyle!" ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:12 AM
Hmmmmmmmm mexico looks good......turquoise water.......white sand.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:13 AM
sitting on the dock of the bay.......watching the sun rise with my french vanilla coffee..........

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:13 AM
"Hey! Put a lightbulb in your mouth and see if it lights up uncle fester!" "F*ck you kyle!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:14 AM
Ive never gone there by myself before...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:17 AM
"Hey brian?" "Yeah kyle?" "Do it again." "F*ck you kyle!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:19 AM
Fukc you kyle!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:20 AM
"Hey sparky- how bout another beer?" "F*ck you kyle!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:22 AM
Dear diary........I bought some coconut rum and didnt even drink it!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:23 AM
I blame fukcyoukyle!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:23 AM
"Hey buzz lightyear? TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" "F*ck you kyle!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 10:26 AM
Are you one of those people who laughs when your best friend falls off their bike???? My best friend was like that......when we were kids......I'd be crying with road rash and rocks in my knee and she was howlinggggggg!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 10:28 AM
"Hey brian- I dare you to put your tongue on that. I will give you 50 bucks!" "F*ck you kyle!"