Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 106 | |
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it wouldn't be an issue.....except i am left handed |
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no, muy calor!
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The I'm hot is a great two day running joke of gypsys from 3 days at sturgis. It started out when we were running down to sturgis in 100 degree heat with leather jackets on. She kept whispering in my ear- I'm hot. I said I know you are and I will have sex with you later. She says no I'm hot in this leather jacket. I said yes you look great in it- really hot. It was total burns and allen schtick for 3 days.
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it feels like i'm cheating ......
it wouldn't be an issue.....except i am left handed |
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¡Las medias del hombre son divertidas!!!
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HEY Biker......did you tell that guy what I said????? |
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The I'm hot is a great two day running joke of gypsys from 3 days at sturgis. It started out when we were running down to sturgis in 100 degree heat with leather jackets on. She kept whispering in my ear- I'm hot. I said I know you are and I will have sex with you later. She says no I'm hot in this leather jacket. I said yes you look great in it- really hot. It was total burns and allen schtick for 3 days. |
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The Norwegian????
HEY Biker......did you tell that guy what I said????? |
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HEY Biker......did you tell that guy what I said????? |
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Apparently I am over qualified for any of the jobs in this town. I keep telling them I will work as a secretary until something else opens up. So no one will hire me....I have decided to hire myself! I am the proud new owner of a business! |
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ADD IT UP
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DD Apparently I am over qualified for any of the jobs in this town. I keep telling them I will work as a secretary until something else opens up. So no one will hire me....I have decided to hire myself! I am the proud new owner of a business! |
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You can do your job from home!!! If its what you did before....and no overhead!!!
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I told him gypsy and he laughed and said my puerto rican spanish better.
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ok i'm sending you a big box of receipts.....please weed out the garbage and tell me what i can deduct...
ADD IT UP |
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I told him gypsy and he laughed and said my puerto rican spanish better. |
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Book keepping, payroll and tax specialist....You know the stuff I do.
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vino tinto, por favor
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All I really need to know is "Rico Suave!!! Dos tequila por fa vour!!!
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Congrats fresh. Can I work for you? I'm cheap. I only need a grand a week takehome.
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