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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 106
ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 09:25 AM
i thought it was a dude....but then i didn't want to "eat" a dude...so i called her "mango mouth" and then ate her

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:25 AM
I only have the black flies here......geeeeeeeez and they are mutating and making babies!!! Why do they have to come inside my house????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:26 AM
Everybody wants to be naked and famous.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 09:26 AM
they are attracted to.....oh...never mind..... I only have the black flies here......geeeeeeeez and they are mutating and making babies!!! Why do they have to come inside my house????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:26 AM
Everybody wants to be naked and famous. the flies????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:27 AM
they are attracted to.....oh...never mind..... I only have the black flies here......geeeeeeeez and they are mutating and making babies!!! Why do they have to come inside my house???? ya but my house is clean and maybe they can smell bull sh*t a mile away????

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 09:28 AM
in my dreams i fly...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:28 AM
Work, work, work. I've driven 130 miles since I started jibber jabbin wit youse. You drive a long ways from home.....must get boring. ....not when I have you to keep me company.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:29 AM
Work, work, work. I've driven 130 miles since I started jibber jabbin wit youse. You drive a long ways from home.....must get boring. ....not when I have you to keep me company. Awwwwwwwwww mushy mushy!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:29 AM
I have a bug zapper.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:30 AM
Biker.....you should put up your tp picture that I made of you!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:31 AM
I have a bug zapper. Im going to buy one!!!! Today!!! I like to have my doors open and every bug in the world likes to come inside!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:33 AM
I bought these bug zappers that are handheld. They look like a big yellow tennis racket. You have an annoying fly buzzing you, you pick it up, push the button, swing, zap! He's dead. I got a deal on them. So I bought a bunch and gave them out to freinds and family as gifts........

jimmy99005 Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 5815	Tue 08/26/08 09:35 AM
Damn Gypsy your looking good

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:35 AM
I bought these bug zappers that are handheld. They look like a big yellow tennis racket. You have an annoying fly buzzing you, you pick it up, push the button, swing, zap! He's dead. I got a deal on them. So I bought a bunch and gave them out to freinds and family as gifts........ I always wanted a bug zapper.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:36 AM
Damn Gypsy your looking good Thank you!! and welcome tot he diary!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:39 AM
Everyone loves em. Uses them all the time. I gave crazy brian one. Of course the first thing crazy brian did was take a bet from a freind that he couldn't lick the bug zapper with his tongue after 6 or 7 beers. He did. ZAP! Left waffle burns on his tongue and us laughing till we had tears in our eyes.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:40 AM
Everyone loves em. Uses them all the time. I gave crazy brian one. Of course the first thing crazy brian did was take a bet from a freind that he couldn't lick the bug zapper with his tongue after 6 or 7 beers. He did. ZAP! Left waffle burns on his tongue and us laughing till we had tears in our eyes....... ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I would prolly have tried it too!!! Cause Im kinda crazy like that~!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 09:42 AM
I bet crazy brian stuck his tongue on a frozen piece of metal too!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/26/08 09:50 AM
......so the next time I see crazy brian he says "Kyle, I was curious to see how that bug zapper works. So I took it apart and found out to get that much energy from batteries to zap and cook bugs (and my tongue) the zapper has a coil condensor in it like a car!" I said "That's great brian- so its got lots of voltage, high watts, and low amperage, right?" crazy brian says "Yeah, right! Check this out!" so he takes the condensor, charges it up, and grounds it to a full can of beer. Which makes a loud BANG!!! And shoots the full can of beer across the room just like if it was shot out of a cannon........