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Topic: I have a question
mancub25 Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 19	Tue 08/19/08 09:51 PM
could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it

dawnyhi Joined Sat 06/14/08 Posts: 1543	Tue 08/19/08 09:52 PM
sure God can do anything

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Tue 08/19/08 09:54 PM
lol...he probably doesn't even need the microwave

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 08/19/08 09:55 PM
Who?

sara89 Joined Fri 11/30/07 Posts: 1143	Tue 08/19/08 09:55 PM
ya ut if he did then he couldnt eat it and then he couldnt do anything and so the whole theory of god is out the window

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Tue 08/19/08 09:59 PM
Ummm, I see someone is bored ...But anywho, I think God can do that

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Tue 08/19/08 10:45 PM
Nope. Sorry, a Burrito could not physically withstand the heat. God - 0 Burrito - 1 Next.

Belushi Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 2995	Tue 08/19/08 10:48 PM
sure God can do anything Can he create a rock so big he cannot lift it?

Belushi Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 2995	Tue 08/19/08 10:48 PM
Nope. Sorry, a Burrito could not physically withstand the heat. God - 0 Burrito - 1 Next. But if god made the burrito to start with, then he could make it fire retardant!

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Wed 08/20/08 12:06 AM
But if god made the burrito to start with, then he could make it fire retardant! But would it be a burrito then? This is where phiolosophy and reality clash.

hinkypoepoe Joined Mon 08/04/08 Posts: 360	Wed 08/20/08 12:11 AM
could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it No, I hear he is off Mexican food. The last time he had it the universe was created. Booooommmmm!!!!! Lord forgive me I could not resist this Line.

hinkypoepoe Joined Mon 08/04/08 Posts: 360	Wed 08/20/08 12:16 AM
ya ut if he did then he couldnt eat it and then he couldnt do anything and so the whole theory of god is out the window GOD IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS GOD.ALL COMES FROM HIM AND ALL RETURNS TO HIM. We are his entertainment by the way.

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Wed 08/20/08 08:26 AM
This "definition" of "omnipotence" requires that God must be able to fail to be omnipotent. Since an omnipotent being cannot fail, this "definition" makes God an impossiblity. Therefore, the definition is false.

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Wed 08/20/08 09:02 AM
This "definition" of "omnipotence" requires that God must be able to fail to be omnipotent. Since an omnipotent being cannot fail, this "definition" makes God an impossiblity. Therefore, the definition is false. I see you're making progress. If you continue to follow that line of reasoning, you quickly see that the biblical doctrine defines God in ways that completely contradict the stories that it tells about the God. Therefore the doctrine is false. For example, the Bible suggests that God is a fatherly figure, but it never behaves in a fatherly way. Therefore the original doctrine must be false. It also suggest that God is wise and all-loving. But then it goes on to tell story after story where God solves problems using unwise, unloving, and violent methods. Therefore the doctrine must be false. It's easy as pie once you get the gist of it.

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Wed 08/20/08 09:27 AM
This "definition" of "omnipotence" requires that God must be able to fail to be omnipotent. Since an omnipotent being cannot fail, this "definition" makes God an impossiblity. Therefore, the definition is false. I see you're making progress. If you continue to follow that line of reasoning, you quickly see that the biblical doctrine defines God in ways that completely contradict the stories that it tells about the God. Therefore the doctrine is false. For example, the Bible suggests that God is a fatherly figure, but it never behaves in a fatherly way. Therefore the original doctrine must be false. It also suggest that God is wise and all-loving. But then it goes on to tell story after story where God solves problems using unwise, unloving, and violent methods. Therefore the doctrine must be false. It's easy as pie once you get the gist of it. Yes, if I applied faulty logic and false definitions, I would come to the same conclusion as you. But since I use the correct definitions and proper logic, I have come to a different conclusion.

Krimsa Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 9960	Wed 08/20/08 09:28 AM
I doubt they have high power settings on the microwaves up in heaven, so na, god wouldn't need to worry about "lava cheese" which seems to plaque us humans down on earth.

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Wed 08/20/08 12:02 PM
Yes, if I applied faulty logic and false definitions, I would come to the same conclusion as you. But since I use the correct definitions and proper logic, I have come to a different conclusion. You're doing just find Spider. Just keep moving forward a little bit at time. You've already discovered that God can't be omnipotent, that's a good start.

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Wed 08/20/08 12:18 PM
Sure she could, why would she want to when she could nuke up a chuckwagon instead?

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Wed 08/20/08 07:59 PM
Yes, if I applied faulty logic and false definitions, I would come to the same conclusion as you. But since I use the correct definitions and proper logic, I have come to a different conclusion. You're doing just find Spider. Just keep moving forward a little bit at time. You've already discovered that God can't be omnipotent, that's a good start. By your silly definition, God couldn't be omnipotent. By your definitions, your god couldn't exist at all. But Christians and Jews have a God who does exist and isn't made up with a foundation of shifting sand.

Belushi Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 2995	Wed 08/20/08 08:04 PM
Yes, if I applied faulty logic and false definitions, I would come to the same conclusion as you. But since I use the correct definitions and proper logic, I have come to a different conclusion. You're doing just find Spider. Just keep moving forward a little bit at time. You've already discovered that God can't be omnipotent, that's a good start. By your silly definition, God couldn't be omnipotent. By your definitions, your god couldn't exist at all. But Christians and Jews have a God who does exist and isn't made up with a foundation of shifting sand. Dont forget the Muslims - they have a god that exists too. oh, and the Shintoists and the Buddhists and not forgetting Zoroastrians believe in one God too ...