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Topic: if you were a candy bar!
RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 01:59 AM
If you were a candy bar what would your wrapper say?

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Tue 08/19/08 02:01 AM
Milky Way

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 08/19/08 02:01 AM
"better than whiped cream and handcuffs.... Izilischious" i may be a bit sleep deprived!!!

playwithmeoooolala Joined Fri 08/15/08 Posts: 1006	Tue 08/19/08 02:02 AM
melts in your hands..... creamy in your mouth

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 08/19/08 02:03 AM
Good N Plenty Marathon Bar

907daydreamer Joined Thu 06/19/08 Posts: 2829	Tue 08/19/08 02:03 AM
"kimbersauce"

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 08/19/08 02:05 AM
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:08 AM
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. nice...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 08/19/08 02:12 AM
That was C&P..... I'd prolly say "sometimes you feel like a nut"?

Golden Joined Fri 09/01/06 Posts: 31	Tue 08/19/08 02:15 AM
Slimy....yet...Satisfying!

guyguy1225 Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 1936	Tue 08/19/08 02:21 AM
Mrgoodbar !!

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:25 AM
"kimbersauce" so thats like a liquid bar..i wonder if it taste as good as the wrapper

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:31 AM
whatchamacallit?

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:33 AM
The Hard Bar...cum and get one!

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:54 AM
The Hard Bar...cum and get one! ok that was dumb

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:57 AM
Slimy....yet...Satisfying! no comment

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 02:59 AM
Slimy....yet...Satisfying! no comment that was worse then mine

grammy09 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 32710	Tue 08/19/08 03:40 AM
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. ((beachfarmer))thank you for that - that made me laugh so hard i had tears youve got a quick mind any way you made my day that was truely funnt

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 08/19/08 03:44 AM
Surgeon General's Warning

my3girlsrcbk Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 302	Tue 08/19/08 07:16 AM
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. This is great! I laughed so hard reading it. Thanks for the laughs!