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Topic: if you were a candy bar!
cflbikedog Joined Sun 04/13/08 Posts: 2361	Tue 08/19/08 07:17 AM
King Sized..............

samauribaby Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 479	Tue 08/19/08 07:18 AM
Reece's Peanut Butter Cup

SkaryKoolAide Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 1154	Tue 08/19/08 07:51 AM
charelston chew

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Tue 08/19/08 07:53 AM
I`m the kinda candy bar your parents used to warn you about

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/19/08 07:58 AM
CAUTION: Removing the wrapper of this delectable sweet goodness requires a steady hand, a sound mind, and a demented imagination, the contents are highly addictive and may cause demetia in some consumers. No other candy bar will ever curb your appetite so handle with care.

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 03:12 PM
CAUTION: Removing the wrapper of this delectable sweet goodness requires a steady hand, a sound mind, and a demented imagination, the contents are highly addictive and may cause demetia in some consumers. No other candy bar will ever curb your appetite so handle with care. yummyz

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Tue 08/19/08 04:13 PM
She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth.

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/19/08 05:39 PM
She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth. that was good ...i liked that

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Tue 08/19/08 05:58 PM
Almond Joy or Mounds...sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't!

Mindsi Joined Tue 05/13/08 Posts: 1666	Tue 08/19/08 05:59 PM
Zero bar.

euphoriaholic Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 281	Tue 08/19/08 06:08 PM
She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth.

euphoriaholic Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 281	Tue 08/19/08 06:09 PM
She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth. "snicker"

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Tue 08/19/08 09:47 PM
Also on the flip side of my label... 200000000 calories 50000000 carbs per serving 1111111111998989898989898 grams of sugar....cuz I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet..... I will totally fulfill your recommended daily allowance.....so bottom line eat me......

JulieMP Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 1249	Tue 08/19/08 09:56 PM
eat me

JulieMP Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 1249	Tue 08/19/08 09:57 PM
feral cat was quicker

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/19/08 09:58 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmy!!!

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Tue 08/19/08 09:59 PM
peel and eat

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Tue 08/19/08 10:01 PM
The****ingAwesomeBar

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Tue 08/19/08 10:03 PM
"Almond Joy" have nuts, and mounds dont

YouveBeenServed Joined Sun 08/17/08 Posts: 118	Tue 08/19/08 10:52 PM
!!!Nut Scrumptcious!!! Super King Sized! 75% more free when you open the package! creamy salty filling on the inside, so spit it out because most women says it tastes like sh*t!