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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 104 | |
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<------------------not hot....but really warm
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ok yeah,, its official,, kyle has moved beyond subscriptions to his own printing press. but hes fun with it though
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I had women screaming oh my god!!! And oh that's gross!!! And I'd look at them and say "Don't knock it till you try it!" then I'd hold out my finger, sniff it and say "Want some?"
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Dear diary......nothing is funnier than a Canadian living in California and saying "Im cooooooooooooold" I got a few stares.......
 
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gypsy,, your canadian,, so thats part of your excuse,,,lol
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My favourite pudding is..........
pistachio!!!! I would lick your finger if you dipped it in that!!!  
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My sister is a doctor. So I borrowed her whites, and nametag, and stethascope. Then I bought some of those individual cups of chocolate jello pudding and put them in my pockets. I'd stick my fingers in them and have them covered in chocolate pudding and have my hands behind my back so you couldn't see. People would come up to me and say "So, you're a doctor?" And I would say "No, I'm a psychologically deranged proctologist!" And I would start licking the sh!t (chocolate pudding) off my fingers. The laughs I got were priceless. I won a halloween costume contest with it. Sick but freaking hilarious. 
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gypsy,, your canadian,, so thats part of your excuse,,,lol I just learned to walk the walk or be killed......
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My sister is a doctor. So I borrowed her whites, and nametag, and stethascope. Then I bought some of those individual cups of chocolate jello pudding and put them in my pockets. I'd stick my fingers in them and have them covered in chocolate pudding and have my hands behind my back so you couldn't see. People would come up to me and say "So, you're a doctor?" And I would say "No, I'm a psychologically deranged proctologist!" And I would start licking the sh!t (chocolate pudding) off my fingers. The laughs I got were priceless. I won a halloween costume contest with it. Sick but freaking hilarious.
 
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me thinks the diary has changed into the bedroom diary,,, for shame you two,,,lol
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My favourite pudding is.......... pistachio!!!! I would lick your finger if you dipped it in that!!!
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yes
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me thinks the diary has changed into the bedroom diary,,, for shame you two,,,lol
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My favourite pudding is.......... pistachio!!!! I would lick your finger if you dipped it in that!!!
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yes
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Can I ride my motorcycle to hawaii? Hey! How about that motorcycle boat cruise? I've never had rotovirus before! Puke till you party!
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Can I ride my motorcycle to hawaii? Hey! How about that motorcycle boat cruise? I've never had rotovirus before! Puke till you party! Are you lost without your motorcycle???
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you asked me to go to Hawaii with you......
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me thinks he is,, but i would be too if i was him
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