Classic. No seriously. I can tell. My unwanted weekend houseguests are not coming. By the time the weekend comes they will have changed their minds 20 times and will give up. And funny thing is they will say they are coming and never show or call. All week long- we are coming, we are coming, we are coming. Then they won't show. Then next tuesday night when I'm sleeping the phone will ring. Uh, umm, sorry kyle, uh for not showing up or calling you to let you know, uh we got busy. "CLICK!" hello, kyle? Kyle are you there? Hello?

I call this goofy behavior "shock and awe smoke and mirrors". Because its all show and no go. I pride myself on keeping my word. Adults acting like kids. I find it amusing.

pleas hold these mirrors




while i plug in the smoke machine......

Hell its my back yard. I know where the bass are. And they're biting now. Maybe I will go fishing by myself.

women love a man that knows how to "jitterbug"

Even better yet- when they don't show I will email them pictures of the 3 and 4 pound bass that I caught with a wish you were here caption. Geez I'm rotten.

Nah, I will behave. Unless I get into some apple pie shots. Apple juice, sugar, everclear, cinnamon, nutmeg. Served at 38 degrees. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Gotta sip them though. You slam them and you will be 4 on the floor in no time. Witnessed this a few times.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm peanutbutter and cookies .... and water????? WTH ??... lmao

A month or so ago some of my ridin buds decided to imbibe some apple pie shots at the end of the ride after the bikes were put away. Everyone was warned that it was sippin stuff because everclear will kill you. Of course there's always that one guy- you know- I can handle my liquor? He slams one and says "Hey! These are pretty tasty!" we warned him again. He had 4 shots of pure grain alcohol in 25 minutes. We are all talking and joking when KERWHUMPH!!!! He's on his back on the floor looking up at us. I said "Dude! You alright?" he says "What happened?" I said "That guy alcohol punched you in the back of the head then ran out the door! Do you want me to run after him and kick his ass?!!!" He says "No, I will catch him and beat his ass later!" The guys were in tears laughing hysterically.

Apple pie shots. Illegal to serve in bars in 30 states. I wonder why? They so good! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hit me with your best shot!!

Gypsy! Your glasses are in the microwave and your tea is in the medicine cabinet! And your cat is in the litterbox having its morning constitutional.

Good morning gypsy. Sleep well?

Ohhhhhhhh thanks!!!! What would I do without you?>????

hahahahhaa... God ,that is funny..., my hockey buddies have used that line about "that guy ALcohol" a few times as well... to funny

Good morning......I didnt sleep much as usual.....

Gypsy ...also your smokes are in the Wash machine, and your Waltec is stuck on the outside faucet

dear diary........do you remember when I was in jsh jail for a week??? I would put up various jail pics and mike and van would watch me!!!

You guyssssssssss are CRAZY this morning!!!