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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 104
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 08:38 AM
Classic. No seriously. I can tell. My unwanted weekend houseguests are not coming. By the time the weekend comes they will have changed their minds 20 times and will give up. And funny thing is they will say they are coming and never show or call. All week long- we are coming, we are coming, we are coming. Then they won't show. Then next tuesday night when I'm sleeping the phone will ring. Uh, umm, sorry kyle, uh for not showing up or calling you to let you know, uh we got busy. "CLICK!" hello, kyle? Kyle are you there? Hello?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 08:44 AM
I call this goofy behavior "shock and awe smoke and mirrors". Because its all show and no go. I pride myself on keeping my word. Adults acting like kids. I find it amusing.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 08/20/08 08:46 AM
pleas hold these mirrors while i plug in the smoke machine......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 08:46 AM
Hell its my back yard. I know where the bass are. And they're biting now. Maybe I will go fishing by myself.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 08/20/08 08:48 AM
women love a man that knows how to "jitterbug"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 08:50 AM
Even better yet- when they don't show I will email them pictures of the 3 and 4 pound bass that I caught with a wish you were here caption. Geez I'm rotten.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 08:55 AM
Nah, I will behave. Unless I get into some apple pie shots. Apple juice, sugar, everclear, cinnamon, nutmeg. Served at 38 degrees. Mmmmmmmmmm.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 08:58 AM
Gotta sip them though. You slam them and you will be 4 on the floor in no time. Witnessed this a few times.

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 08/20/08 09:05 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm peanutbutter and cookies .... and water????? WTH ??... lmao

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 09:13 AM
A month or so ago some of my ridin buds decided to imbibe some apple pie shots at the end of the ride after the bikes were put away. Everyone was warned that it was sippin stuff because everclear will kill you. Of course there's always that one guy- you know- I can handle my liquor? He slams one and says "Hey! These are pretty tasty!" we warned him again. He had 4 shots of pure grain alcohol in 25 minutes. We are all talking and joking when KERWHUMPH!!!! He's on his back on the floor looking up at us. I said "Dude! You alright?" he says "What happened?" I said "That guy alcohol punched you in the back of the head then ran out the door! Do you want me to run after him and kick his ass?!!!" He says "No, I will catch him and beat his ass later!" The guys were in tears laughing hysterically.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 09:17 AM
Apple pie shots. Illegal to serve in bars in 30 states. I wonder why? They so good! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 09:22 AM
Hit me with your best shot!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 09:23 AM
Gypsy! Your glasses are in the microwave and your tea is in the medicine cabinet! And your cat is in the litterbox having its morning constitutional.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 09:26 AM
Good morning gypsy. Sleep well?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 09:27 AM
Gypsy! Your glasses are in the microwave and your tea is in the medicine cabinet! And your cat is in the litterbox having its morning constitutional. Ohhhhhhhh thanks!!!! What would I do without you?>????

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 08/20/08 09:27 AM
A month or so ago some of my ridin buds decided to imbibe some apple pie shots at the end of the ride after the bikes were put away. Everyone was warned that it was sippin stuff because everclear will kill you. Of course there's always that one guy- you know- I can handle my liquor? He slams one and says "Hey! These are pretty tasty!" we warned him again. He had 4 shots of pure grain alcohol in 25 minutes. We are all talking and joking when KERWHUMPH!!!! He's on his back on the floor looking up at us. I said "Dude! You alright?" he says "What happened?" I said "That guy alcohol punched you in the back of the head then ran out the door! Do you want me to run after him and kick his ass?!!!" He says "No, I will catch him and beat his ass later!" The guys were in tears laughing hysterically. hahahahhaa... God ,that is funny..., my hockey buddies have used that line about "that guy ALcohol" a few times as well... to funny

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 09:28 AM
Good morning gypsy. Sleep well? Good morning......I didnt sleep much as usual.....

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 08/20/08 09:28 AM
Gypsy ...also your smokes are in the Wash machine, and your Waltec is stuck on the outside faucet

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 09:28 AM
dear diary........do you remember when I was in jsh jail for a week??? I would put up various jail pics and mike and van would watch me!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 09:29 AM
Gypsy ...also your smokes are in the Wash machine, and your Waltec is stuck on the outside faucet You guyssssssssss are CRAZY this morning!!!