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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 104 | |
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Good morning tall.
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Dear diary, why is it when you have no money or time- at the most unopportune moment, that's when your city freinds want to come down and spend the weekend and want you to entertain them?
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They want to go bass fishing in my back yard. They want to drink my beer. They don't like the food I intend to cook. They don't like my beer. They don't like my freinds. I told them "f*ck you, stay home then, cuz I aint putting up with your sh!t!" Not putting up with annoying freinds on my day off.
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Biker ???... don't hold it in guy... get it off your chest
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right on......annoying is not needed in my life...i don't care if you are friend or foe or family......fukc off losers...
i mean i agree with you , biker |
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I'm gonna put front brakes in my silver pickup truck this weekend. Then go home and pay bills. Then wash and service 2 of my motorcycles. And drink a beer. My beer. And maybe cook some beef and sausage rotini. My rotini. Might even have a splash of dark private reserve rum. My private reserve rum. My domineering idiot freinds are making me feel a bit selfish and self indulgent. Ha ha ha ha.
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Edited by
s1owhand
on
Wed 08/20/08 07:36 AM
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dear diary,
hello everybody! |
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 dear diary, is it true we cant say fukc anymore? |
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dear diary, is it true we cant say **** anymore? YES ...( what ever **** is ) lmao ... What up Slow ?? 
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damn kyle,, dont hold it back,, tell us what you really feel like
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Does anyone else have ultimatum freinds like this? I'm only coming over if? Screw that. Take your ultimatums and shove em up your ass. My whole life I haven't dealt with ultimatums nor threats well. I only got a few idiot freinds like that and if I had a rubber stamp that said "Trouble" I'd stamp them on the forehead.
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thems the kinda peoples you wanna beat the brakes off of and give em a good swift kick in the ass on the way out
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i got a little pissed at one of my best friends ... for legitimate reasons ..
He Said "i don't need to hear this from you right now...maybe i should leave" i said , may you should put down "my" beer, and put down "my" smoke...and put down "my" fork and then leave.... 
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i dont have that problem anymore. i moved several hours away from all of them kinda friends
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I know! I will invite them down for the weekend and eat a whole bunch of green chiles, pickled eggs, cabbage, onions, and garlic. And then death fart on them all weekend! I will fart till they puke. Fart in my hand and throw it at them. Fart in my beer and then ask them if my beer smells skunky and to smell it. Sit on their jackets and fart.
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me thinks kyle has moved beyond the issues stage,, hes up to subscrptions
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dd.
LUNCH!!
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My fave is the STEALTH farts .... those are the ones that sneak up on people like that , and dam near makes'm puke ..
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Just got an email from the freinds. Is saturday night convenient for you? I emailed back Only if it convenient for you. Funny!
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WAIT .. til the girls READ ALL THIS ??.... lmao
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