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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 104
cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 08/20/08 09:52 AM
Oh!!!! I forgot to tell you guys........when in the dmv office I asked me son.........twice......... "DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the various shades of red on a 16 yr old boy........ PRICELESS!!! I have to try that one...dayum...especially when I need to get back at my 17 yr. old.... He hates it when I talk to the clerks at the neighborhood Walmart.... Ok..I have to say that I get a little carried away talking...lmao

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 09:55 AM
Oh!!!! I forgot to tell you guys........when in the dmv office I asked me son.........twice......... "DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the various shades of red on a 16 yr old boy........ PRICELESS!!! I have to try that one...dayum...especially when I need to get back at my 17 yr. old.... He hates it when I talk to the clerks at the neighborhood Walmart.... Ok..I have to say that I get a little carried away talking...lmao Ya!!! It works like a charm!!! Make sure you do it in front of some good looking girls his age too!!! My next feat will be........"Did you change your UNDERWEAR TODAY?"

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 08/20/08 09:58 AM
Dear Journal ... I must say today is an awesome day for ..... something different ... like a beer

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 09:59 AM
Do you have to go potty?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:00 AM
Is it too early to start drinking yet.>???? Hmmmmmmmm what should I do today>>>>???? I think I see sunshine!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:01 AM
Do you have to go potty? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh there is such a double meaning there!!!! I will never look at a porta potty again!!! I remember now why I took off.....it was locked so I tried looking for the other one........and got lost!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 08/20/08 10:02 AM
Is it too early to start drinking yet.>???? Hmmmmmmmm what should I do today>>>>???? I think I see sunshine!!! somewhere on the other side of the world its 1:47 PM ... I am going to play CRAPPY company slo-pitch against another CRAPPY company team and there will be at LEAST ONE moron who thinks its a tryout for the Yankee's .... I may have to really hurt him

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:05 AM
I love playing baseball!!! Im not sure if my body can move like that still though!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 10:09 AM Edited by longhairbiker on Wed 08/20/08 10:11 AM
I think I will dress up as the prostitute from the movie 'Full metal jacket'. In my deep voice- me so honey, me so honey, me so honey, me love you long time. Hey G.I. Joe! F*ckey suckey? Halloween could be fun.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:10 AM
I think I will dress up as the prostitute from the movie 'Full metal jacket'. In my deep voice- me so honey, me so honey, me so honey, me love you long time. Hey G.I. Joe! F*ckey suckey? But I did that YESTERDAY!!! What do people do on wednesdays?????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 10:15 AM
Probably won't be as funny as when I dressed up as the psychologically deranged proctologist on halloween. That was a showstopper. The best.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:18 AM
Probably won't be as funny as when I dressed up as the psychologically deranged proctologist on halloween. That was a showstopper. The best. Do you have pictures?????

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 08/20/08 10:18 AM
IM HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 08/20/08 10:19 AM
I love playing baseball!!! Im not sure if my body can move like that still though!!! I know for a fact MINE does not BUT it makes drinkin beer after a good reason to try

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:22 AM
IM HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE HOTT!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:23 AM
i WONDER if they have wine leagues.......or even rum and coke leagues!!!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 08/20/08 10:24 AM
NO YOUR HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/20/08 10:24 AM
My sister is a doctor. So I borrowed her whites, and nametag, and stethascope. Then I bought some of those individual cups of chocolate jello pudding and put them in my pockets. I'd stick my fingers in them and have them covered in chocolate pudding and have my hands behind my back so you couldn't see. People would come up to me and say "So, you're a doctor?" And I would say "No, I'm a psychologically deranged proctologist!" And I would start licking the sh!t (chocolate pudding) off my fingers. The laughs I got were priceless. I won a halloween costume contest with it. Sick but freaking hilarious.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:25 AM
NO YOUR HOTT!!!!!!!!!!! WERE ALL HOTTTTT!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/20/08 10:26 AM
My sister is a doctor. So I borrowed her whites, and nametag, and stethascope. Then I bought some of those individual cups of chocolate jello pudding and put them in my pockets. I'd stick my fingers in them and have them covered in chocolate pudding and have my hands behind my back so you couldn't see. People would come up to me and say "So, you're a doctor?" And I would say "No, I'm a psychologically deranged proctologist!" And I would start licking the sh!t (chocolate pudding) off my fingers. The laughs I got were priceless. I won a halloween costume contest with it. Sick but freaking hilarious. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!