Topic: toothpaste
sara89's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:00 PM
ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars.
heil to toothpaste.

what else does it do?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:01 PM

ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars.
heil to toothpaste.

what else does it do?


Minor correction. It takes scratches out of the GLASS in the car....but not scratches in the paint. LOL

no photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:01 PM
cure the blind...HOORAY!:tongue:

sara89's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:02 PM


ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars.
heil to toothpaste.

what else does it do?


Minor correction. It takes scratches out of the GLASS in the car....but not scratches in the paint. LOL

lolz still god material lol

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:02 PM
You can also use it to clean and fix minor scratches on CDs. Also can be use to fill small holes in walls.

Jules0565's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:04 PM
Edited by Jules0565 on Sat 08/16/08 10:04 PM
hmm..can I have that reddi-whip? I'd like to use that for a later date! lolol

scoundrel's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:04 PM
If it's that really thick gummy kind of toothpaste, you can use it to temporarily seal a crack in the toilet's water tank.

sara89's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:05 PM

If it's that really thick gummy kind of toothpaste, you can use it to temporarily seal a crack in the toilet's water tank.


all thses things i never knew!

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:07 PM

hmm..can I have that reddi-whip? I'd like to use that for a later date! lolol


LOL, hmmmm I don't know. I mean what if I ACTAULY get a date!


rofl LMAO OK, yea that was just too funny. ME get a date YEA RIGHT!rofl

Yea you can have.:laughing:

Jules0565's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:08 PM


hmm..can I have that reddi-whip? I'd like to use that for a later date! lolol


LOL, hmmmm I don't know. I mean what if I ACTAULY get a date!


rofl LMAO OK, yea that was just too funny. ME get a date YEA RIGHT!rofl

Yea you can have.:laughing:


Thanks! drinker ohhhhhhh the things you can do with THAT! :wink: :tongue:

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Sat 08/16/08 10:22 PM
Trying it on a zit right now. I sure hope it's gone by morning and not just minty fresh. lol laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:24 PM

You can also use it to clean and fix minor scratches on CDs. Also can be use to fill small holes in walls.


True. But you can use a banana for fixing a cd too. lol:banana: :banana:

no photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:26 PM
It's a good jewelry cleaner, & fills nail holes in a wall.

no photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:30 PM
Ok, I just realized how pathetic this is. It's Saturday night & I am here talking about toothpaste! sad sad sad sad

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Sat 08/16/08 10:51 PM

ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars.
heil to toothpaste.

what else does it do?


If can be used as a kind of idiot deterrent if you squeeze a tube hard enough to make toothpaste shoot out at the offending party. Aim for the eyes though, just like how Austin Powers did it.

Lakeman's photo
Sat 08/16/08 10:54 PM
If ya use enough you can seal the crack in yer butt!!!

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Sun 08/17/08 04:48 AM
it's really good for brushing your teeth too.

PredatorYonan's photo
Sun 08/17/08 04:53 AM

ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars.
heil to toothpaste.

what else does it do?


It's also poisonous when it's ingested in large quantities.

bad_girl's photo
Sun 08/17/08 04:57 AM
I use it to clean my jewelry and fill in nail holes in walls..............Oh yeah I brush my teeth with itbiggrin