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ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars.
heil to toothpaste. what else does it do? |
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ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars. heil to toothpaste. what else does it do? Minor correction. It takes scratches out of the GLASS in the car....but not scratches in the paint. LOL |
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cure the blind...HOORAY!
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ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars. heil to toothpaste. what else does it do? Minor correction. It takes scratches out of the GLASS in the car....but not scratches in the paint. LOL lolz still god material lol |
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You can also use it to clean and fix minor scratches on CDs. Also can be use to fill small holes in walls.
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Edited by
Jules0565
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Sat 08/16/08 10:04 PM
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hmm..can I have that reddi-whip? I'd like to use that for a later date! lolol
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If it's that really thick gummy kind of toothpaste, you can use it to temporarily seal a crack in the toilet's water tank.
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If it's that really thick gummy kind of toothpaste, you can use it to temporarily seal a crack in the toilet's water tank. all thses things i never knew! |
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hmm..can I have that reddi-whip? I'd like to use that for a later date! lolol LOL, hmmmm I don't know. I mean what if I ACTAULY get a date! LMAO OK, yea that was just too funny. ME get a date YEA RIGHT! Yea you can have. |
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hmm..can I have that reddi-whip? I'd like to use that for a later date! lolol LOL, hmmmm I don't know. I mean what if I ACTAULY get a date! LMAO OK, yea that was just too funny. ME get a date YEA RIGHT! Yea you can have. Thanks! ohhhhhhh the things you can do with THAT! |
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Trying it on a zit right now. I sure hope it's gone by morning and not just minty fresh. lol
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You can also use it to clean and fix minor scratches on CDs. Also can be use to fill small holes in walls. True. But you can use a banana for fixing a cd too. lol |
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It's a good jewelry cleaner, & fills nail holes in a wall.
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Ok, I just realized how pathetic this is. It's Saturday night & I am here talking about toothpaste!
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ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars. heil to toothpaste. what else does it do? If can be used as a kind of idiot deterrent if you squeeze a tube hard enough to make toothpaste shoot out at the offending party. Aim for the eyes though, just like how Austin Powers did it. |
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If ya use enough you can seal the crack in yer butt!!!
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it's really good for brushing your teeth too.
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ok so its come to attention that toothpaste should be recognized as a new god. it whitens teeth, drys acne, soothes bug bites AND takes away scratches in cars. heil to toothpaste. what else does it do? It's also poisonous when it's ingested in large quantities. |
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I use it to clean my jewelry and fill in nail holes in walls..............Oh yeah I brush my teeth with it
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