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of Karma.
..Not really wanting one of those "what is karma", "what is art" discussions. Just examples. Funny, fabled, real and personal, made-up, bad for bad, good for good, or otherwise. My idea of karma is....... Dropping off a terrorist in South Central Los Angeles. |
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of Karma. ..Not really wanting one of those "what is karma", "what is art" discussions. Just examples. Funny, fabled, real and personal, made-up, bad for bad, good for good, or otherwise. My idea of karma is....... Dropping off a terrorist in South Central Los Angeles.  
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Hmmmmm, seeing the snottiest "popular"
girl in high school relegated to serving me in a chintzy restaurant???? |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sat 08/16/08 08:26 PM
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How about a homophob being beat up and forced to attend a Liza Manelli concert?
and Mean Girl knocked up and servin Grand Slams..eeeh SKPCG?
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how about a man who has been cheating on his wife, finding his wife in bed with the same women.
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How about a homophob being beat up and forced to attend a Liza Manelli concert? and Mean Girl knocked up and servin Grand Slams..eeeh SKPCG? Actually, that IS exactly what happened to one of my older daughter's friends from high school. I mean this "popular" nouveau riche girl with a high and mighty Snob-Mom on the PTA, etc.... got preggers at 16, Mom was embarrassed and made the girl leave school, and the girl had to work full time slinging hash and get a GED. The girl ended up humbled, a better person, and now is a decent Mom, but barely making it, and has actually befriended my daughter, who she used to pick on!! Karma!!
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how about a man who has been cheating on his wife, finding his wife in bed with the same women. and then the bass music starts  Baump Chica Baump Bau.  How GOOD WAS HE in his last life?
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Me stealing CD's from a music store I worked at when I was in high school, then throwing a party where those same CD's were stolen from me plus more of my own by people I thought were my friends
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how about a man who has been cheating on his wife, finding his wife in bed with the same women. and then the bass music starts Baump Chica Baump Bau. How GOOD WAS HE in his last life? you can only imagine, it's actually a good friend of mine..LOL..hahahaha 
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Me stealing CD's from a music store I worked at when I was in high school, then throwing a party where those same CD's were stolen from me plus more of my own by people I thought were my friends A good lesson learned though 
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Me stealing CD's from a music store I worked at when I was in high school, then throwing a party where those same CD's were stolen from me plus more of my own by people I thought were my friends That actually really sucks.....ooofffaaaahhhh
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Probably only interesting to those who know me, but...
a girl who always "danced on the edge" and "toed the line" (and, by the way, made her parents crazy with her free spirit) grows up to have a baby boy who will NOT enter the pool (at 3 years old) until she has read him ALL the rules...just so he won't break them.  A good karma, of sorts. |
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Me stealing CD's from a music store I worked at when I was in high school, then throwing a party where those same CD's were stolen from me plus more of my own by people I thought were my friends That actually really sucks.....ooofffaaaahhhh But it was completely deserved. |
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Probably only interesting to those who know me, but... a girl who always "danced on the edge" and "toed the line" (and, by the way, made her parents crazy with her free spirit) grows up to have a baby boy who will NOT enter the pool (at 3 years old) until she has read him ALL the rules...just so he won't break them. A good karma, of sorts. The (good) girl being cognizant of the irony and karma of it, and it being a surrendering snicker of endless entertainment.
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The estranged wife berates you with a "ger side" history lesson for 30 minutes for asking for sex....and turns you off before she's done.......next day, allergic to be stings, she gets stung for the first time in 13 years......YOU rush to her when she calls you and take her to the hospital!!!! She gets treated......
Take her home and she gets stung TWICE more!!!!!!! |
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My best friend was a terror on her sisters who raised her, after their mom died. She just told me about her 3 year old daughter at a party......
She was sitting on her aunt's lap eating her cupcake, when it tumbled from her hands.....landing, of course, on the frosting. She looks down and says "Oh, fongoul" (I know, spelling?) Her aunt explains how that is not a nice word and maybe she should say something else. The little angel looks at her aunt and says "Yeah Mommy tells me that isn't a nice word either....Do you like the other word?" Her aunt says "Yes I do" and so she replies....."Okay...you say that word, I'll say fongoul, I like that word!" and got up to get another cupcake!!! My friends sister just looked at her and said, "Every wish I have ever made for you FINALLY CAME TRUE!!!! Your daughter is going to be just like you!!" |
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My ex was violent when he was drunk (every weekend).
One weekend he got it in his head that I had a man at the house while he was out drinking. Tore the mobile we lived in apart, looking in closets, etc. Cursing me out, calling me names the whole time. THEN, he gets to the bathroom which is exactly across from the back door and he decides that the "man" is outside the back door (which is locked of course). So the idiot rattles the door and it doesn't give (it is LOCKED dipstick) but not good enough for him, so he backs up against the bathtub and runs at the door in a football tackler type charge and hits that door. The door flies open (of course) and I hear this "splat" as he hits the cement slab below, I don't think he even touched the back steps. I was worried he had killed himself, but then heard him start moaning. Once I stopped giggling, I went out and asked him if he was alright, he was mad at me, of course, because it was my fault, but makes you wonder if maybe karma was thumping him on the head for being such a jerk. (Actually there were several instances similar to this, I laughed about them in private, never in front of him.) |
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How about when your formerly cheating ex can no longer perform due to prostate issues?
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karma i s a cliche..
and out of style.. kinda like plaid |
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Girlfriend moves away (1000 miles and a long distance relationship), the one left behind makes a connection with someone else, plans a trip to go see said new connection and the girlfriend shows up to "surprise" the one left behind and accompany her on the trip. Of course not knowing her gf was going to see someone new.
Not me, my 2 best friends. Seriously. |
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