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I ate the trojan man because I got high!!
represent *****es.leetleet. |
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i killed a jew because im a pimp and youre jealous
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I killed a jew because I love marijuana. lol
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I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because im sexy as hell
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I SHOT A FRENCH FRY BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL
NO WONDER I COULDNT GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS |
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i killed a dog because i got abs
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I ate a dog because im sexy as hell....lol i dont think me being sex
has ANY thing to do with eating a dog...lol |
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i ran naked with an easter egg because I have AMAZING boobs
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I banged a bag of weed because I am sexy as hell
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i stabbed the trojan man because i love marijuana
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i slept with santa claus because i'm sexy as hell
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I ate a whore because im sexy as hell!
 too bad i like men..... |
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I killed my crush because i smoke crack.
 no drugs here
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I killed my lover because I got high
Dang and I even do not use drugs … Poor lover :^( Note: maybe that's why I'm on this dating site haha Who wants to be next? |
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I stabbed my crush because lil people told me to.
lol |
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i ran naked with a pornstar because im a pimp and youre jealous
lol, too funny!! |
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I banged Paris Hilton because I have AMAZING boobs!!!
LOLOLOL |
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