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Topic: Break up lines
Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Fri 08/08/08 12:20 PM
how about we just be friends? Irina12??? Hey you wrote me saying you were in Russia tryin' to get to the US and would I send you $1399. for air fare and you'd marry me...Yeah, right Are you kidding us all? Nope, not kidding. She wrote me a dozen times saying when she gets to the US she wants to marry me, yeah right No I didn't send her any money I hope you reported her profile as a scammer. If you don't she keeps scamming people. She had picked up my regular email. This is the first time I've seen her here....oops, now she's emailing me here...I'll be back

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 08/08/08 12:20 PM
It's probably not even a SHE

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 08/08/08 12:20 PM
My preacher said I need more excitement

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 08/08/08 12:22 PM
We are just in different spaces in life right now and want different things. (This means I think you are immature and irresponsible) (Slumped on the couch still not dressed or showered or shaven...looks up from playstation, nods and says......) Yeah, uh huh... whatever hun. Can you bring me a beer? You know.... this actually happened to me.... but it was a Nintendo something system. I unplugged the game unit....sat down, and told him I had no respect for him and wanted him out by the end of the month. (I had been making him use condoms for a few months as I did not trust him) Turns out he had the last word..... I found out he was addicted to meth/coke, hadn't paid the bills in three months (including my car payment and all my drecit cards/utilities/rent), and told his friends he and I had an open relationship. So I had a STD test, got evicted, and am still rebuilding my credit. But dammit, I broke up with him..... Hmmm... guess that was a little too 'close to home'. Sorry!

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Fri 08/08/08 12:22 PM
ive taken a vow of celibacy

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 08/08/08 12:24 PM
You missed... "I'm just not ready to be tied down" (I'm still hung up on my previous girlfriend)

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Fri 08/08/08 12:25 PM
ive only got twenty four hours to live

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 08/08/08 12:25 PM
I just don't feel for you what a person in a relationship should feel for their partner. (This means I think you suck in bed and suck even more that you did not notice I am totally dissatisfied with your sexual performance, or care I am not satisfied)

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Fri 08/08/08 12:27 PM
it was all a figment of your imagination.

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 08/08/08 12:28 PM
But I don't wanna move to Alaska!

merlin2525 Joined Sun 06/17/07 Posts: 2819	Fri 08/08/08 12:29 PM
You're really sweet. But your sister does that thing with her tongue

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 08/08/08 12:30 PM
This one below, be it a relationship of romance or just friendship? This line is the MOST hurtful! " " ....... Saying, NOTHING!!!!!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 08/08/08 12:44 PM
Ever since we met, I've had trouble passing water.

TheLonelyWalker Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11870	Fri 08/08/08 12:56 PM
honey, I don't like when you fart.

Jim519 Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 9203	Fri 08/08/08 05:33 PM
You totally suck in at sex!!!!!

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 08/08/08 05:35 PM
What are some good break up lines? i suddenly developed lepercy

Youorlikeyou Joined Tue 06/10/08 Posts: 313	Fri 08/08/08 05:36 PM
... it's not you... it's me... hehe, works really good too...

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Fri 08/08/08 05:36 PM
I don't deserve you