to name your town what would it be called?

Near Death...everything here is closing down...so sad

E-train City...lovin given 24/7

Phlegm

prison city...we have 5 prisons here.

Heaven

Detox

blah usa pop. way to damn many for the space.

The city I work in is already aptly nicknamed....

"Crackron" for Akron.

Buttcrack Canyon

ohhhhh...can I get a ride E?

My town is already aptly named perfect. Must go to my profile to see where I'm from.

And I still think 'concrete blonde and the titanium mullets" is a great name for a band.

That's a better name than the name of my town

There's a pardeeville wisconsin also. It looks funny in the paper to see that the pardeeville AA meetings are every thursday nite!

Hey dude .. there was a Canucklehead band named Concrete Blond for awhile back in the early 80's I think ....



my town is has a cool name already ... HOGTOWN LMAO

I know I've gotten mails from people who live in "Beaver Creek".

It doesn't get much better.....

Real" Weird Town Names ~ U.S. by sgellsworth
Aces of Diamonds, FL
Accident, MD
Allgood, AL
Angel, OH
Arab, AL
Asylum, PA
Bald Head, Maine
Beetown, WI
Beersville, PA
Belcher, NY
Ben Hur, TX
Between, GA
Big Beaver Lick
Big Fork, AR
Big Foot, IL
Big Sandy, WY
Bird In Hand, PA
Bliss, MI
Bloodland, MO
Blowtown, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Booger Holler, AR
Boring, MD
Bow, WA
Bucksnort, TN
Buddha, IN
Buffalo Gap, SD
Bumpass, VA
Bushyhead, OK
Burning Bush, GA
Burning Fork, KY
Camel Hump, WY
Cheeseville, WI
Chicken, AK
Chocalate Bayou, TX
Christmasville, TN
Chugwater, WY
Chunky, MS
Coffee, GA
Coke, TX
Cold Foot, Alaska
Cold Water, MS
Cool, TX
Coward, SC
Crackertown, FL
Cut Off, LA
Dead Woman Crossing, WY
Defeated, TN
Defiance, OH
Detour, MD
Devils Den, CA
Difficult, TN
Dime Box, TX
Ding Dong, TX
Disco, TN
Dismal, TN
Dog Town, AL
Doolittle, MO
Double Trouble, NJ
Drain, OR
Dry Fork, WY
Dry Prong, LA
Dull, OH
Eden, WI
Eek, AK
Elf, NC
Elmo, UT
Embarrass, WI
Eureka, IL
Experiment, PA
Embarrass, Minnesota
Faceville, GA
Fearnot, PA
Fertile,MN
Fifty-Six, Arkansas
Flaming, MN
Flattop, WV
Footville, WI
Fort ****, CA
Fossil, OR
Frankenstein, Missouri
French Lick, IN
Frog Suck, WY
Fruit, IL
Furry, MS
Germany, IN
Goat City, TN
Goodnight, TX
Gross, NE
Gun Barrel City, TX
Hacker Valley, WV
Happy, TX
Hasty, CO
Hell, MI
Hicksville, OH
Hog Jaw, AR
Hooker, OK
Hoop and Holler, TX
Hornytown, NC
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Hot Water, Mississippi
Hungry Horse, MT
Intercourse, PA
It, Mississippi
Joe, MT
Jupiter, FL
Kalamazoo, MI
Kermit, WV
Kill Devil Hills, NC
Kissimmee, FL
Last Chance, CO
Lawyersville, NY
Left Hand, WV
Liars Corner, OH
Little Hope, PA
Lizard Lick, NC
Lollipop, TX
Long, OK
Looneyville, TX
Love, IL
Love Ladies, NJ
Magazine, Arkansas
Magic, ID
Mars, PA
Mashpea, MA
Mianus, CT
Money, MS
Monkey's Eyebrow, KY
Monkey's Elbow, KY
Mooseup Valley, RI
Mosquitoville, VT
Muck City, AL
Nags Head, NC
Nameless, TN
Niceville, FL
Nipple, UT
Nirvana, MI
Nitro, WV
No Name, CO
Normal, IN
Odd, WV
Ogle, KY
Okay, OK
Pandora, OH
Panic, PA
Paradise, PA
Paw Paw, WV
Peculiar, MO
Plain City, UT
Pluto, MS
Porcupine, SD
Porkey, PA
Possum Grape, AR
Possum Trot, KY
Pound, WI
Prison Farm, MT
Pyro, OH
Quick, NE
Rainbow, CA
Roachtown, IL
Romance, Arkansas
Rough and Ready, CA
Rudeville, NJ
Sandwich, IL
Santa Claus, GA
Satans Kingdom, RI
Short, TX
Slapout, AL
Smackover, Arkansas
Smile, KY
Southpark, CO
Spider, KY
Spread Eagle, WI
Static, TN
Stinking Bay, AR
Stinking Creek, TN
Suckerville, ME
Sulphur, LA
Surprise, CA
Tarzan, TX
Timbuktoo, CA
Tiny, VA
Toast, NC
Tobacco, KY
Torpedo, PN
Truth Or Consequences, NM
Tuba City, AZ
Turkey Scratch, AR
Two Egg, FL
Uncertain, TX
Valentine, NE
Virgin, UT
Virginville, PA
Wagontire, OR
Wham, LA
Uncertain, TX
Weeping Mary, TX
Yazoo, MS
Yeehaw Junction, FL
Zap, North Dakota

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