Topic: If you were
longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 11:58 AM
Been to most of those cities on that list.

ReddBeans's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:01 PM
itsmetina, to correct something on your list,
it's actually Yazoo City, MS not Yazoo, MS and I actually grew up there and moved back and am living here today.
In my opinion One Horse Hick Town would be more appropriate for this place. Ain't even got a freakin Wal-Mart!! A population of over 15,000 and the nearest Wal-Mart is 35 miles south.

chevylover1965's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:03 PM
my town should be called (loserville) ! there aint crap here , have to go 25 miles either way to get any thing !grumble

RoamingOrator's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:07 PM
If I founded my own town I'd call it "Gas, Food and Lodging." I'm sure I'd get all the tourists.


If I was to rename White Cloud? That isn't dorky enough?

I've already named the farm "Hymie's Hydaway"

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:13 PM
Snuffiluffigus wisconsin would be a cool name.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:15 PM
Calnevari. South of vegas.

itsmetina's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:17 PM

itsmetina, to correct something on your list,
it's actually Yazoo City, MS not Yazoo, MS and I actually grew up there and moved back and am living here today.
In my opinion One Horse Hick Town would be more appropriate for this place. Ain't even got a freakin Wal-Mart!! A population of over 15,000 and the nearest Wal-Mart is 35 miles south.
i copied it darling

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:17 PM
Oooohh who can forget little america?

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:19 PM
Twig minnesota and cherry minnesota.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:21 PM
Barron wisconsin and exile wisconsin

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:23 PM
Isitinyet florida. That be cool.

ReddBeans's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:23 PM


itsmetina, to correct something on your list,
it's actually Yazoo City, MS not Yazoo, MS and I actually grew up there and moved back and am living here today.
In my opinion One Horse Hick Town would be more appropriate for this place. Ain't even got a freakin Wal-Mart!! A population of over 15,000 and the nearest Wal-Mart is 35 miles south.
i copied it darling


meant no offense, u should hear how some people pronounce it. LMAO

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:25 PM
Herpes city georgia.

anonymous326's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:25 PM
bubble townlaugh

my3girlsrcbk's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:26 PM

Real" Weird Town Names ~ U.S. by sgellsworth
Aces of Diamonds, FL
Accident, MD
Allgood, AL
Angel, OH
Arab, AL
Asylum, PA
Bald Head, Maine
Beetown, WI
Beersville, PA
Belcher, NY
Ben Hur, TX
Between, GA
Big Beaver Lick
Big Fork, AR
Big Foot, IL
Big Sandy, WY
Bird In Hand, PA
Bliss, MI
Bloodland, MO
Blowtown, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Booger Holler, AR
Boring, MD
Bow, WA
Bucksnort, TN
Buddha, IN
Buffalo Gap, SD
Bumpass, VA
Bushyhead, OK
Burning Bush, GA
Burning Fork, KY
Camel Hump, WY
Cheeseville, WI
Chicken, AK
Chocalate Bayou, TX
Christmasville, TN
Chugwater, WY
Chunky, MS
Coffee, GA
Coke, TX
Cold Foot, Alaska
Cold Water, MS
Cool, TX
Coward, SC
Crackertown, FL
Cut Off, LA
Dead Woman Crossing, WY
Defeated, TN
Defiance, OH
Detour, MD
Devils Den, CA
Difficult, TN
Dime Box, TX
Ding Dong, TX
Disco, TN
Dismal, TN
Dog Town, AL
Doolittle, MO
Double Trouble, NJ
Drain, OR
Dry Fork, WY
Dry Prong, LA
Dull, OH
Eden, WI
Eek, AK
Elf, NC
Elmo, UT
Embarrass, WI
Eureka, IL
Experiment, PA
Embarrass, Minnesota
Faceville, GA
Fearnot, PA
Fertile,MN
Fifty-Six, Arkansas
Flaming, MN
Flattop, WV
Footville, WI
Fort ****, CA
Fossil, OR
Frankenstein, Missouri
French Lick, IN
Frog Suck, WY
Fruit, IL
Furry, MS
Germany, IN
Goat City, TN
Goodnight, TX
Gross, NE
Gun Barrel City, TX
Hacker Valley, WV
Happy, TX
Hasty, CO
Hell, MI
Hicksville, OH
Hog Jaw, AR
Hooker, OK
Hoop and Holler, TX
Hornytown, NC
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Hot Water, Mississippi
Hungry Horse, MT
Intercourse, PA
It, Mississippi
Joe, MT
Jupiter, FL
Kalamazoo, MI
Kermit, WV
Kill Devil Hills, NC
Kissimmee, FL
Last Chance, CO
Lawyersville, NY
Left Hand, WV
Liars Corner, OH
Little Hope, PA
Lizard Lick, NC
Lollipop, TX
Long, OK
Looneyville, TX
Love, IL
Love Ladies, NJ
Magazine, Arkansas
Magic, ID
Mars, PA
Mashpea, MA
Mianus, CT
Money, MS
Monkey's Eyebrow, KY
Monkey's Elbow, KY
Mooseup Valley, RI
Mosquitoville, VT
Muck City, AL
Nags Head, NC
Nameless, TN
Niceville, FL
Nipple, UT
Nirvana, MI
Nitro, WV
No Name, CO
Normal, IN
Odd, WV
Ogle, KY
Okay, OK
Pandora, OH
Panic, PA
Paradise, PA
Paw Paw, WV
Peculiar, MO
Plain City, UT
Pluto, MS
Porcupine, SD
Porkey, PA
Possum Grape, AR
Possum Trot, KY
Pound, WI
Prison Farm, MT
Pyro, OH
Quick, NE
Rainbow, CA
Roachtown, IL
Romance, Arkansas
Rough and Ready, CA
Rudeville, NJ
Sandwich, IL
Santa Claus, GA
Satans Kingdom, RI
Short, TX
Slapout, AL
Smackover, Arkansas
Smile, KY
Southpark, CO
Spider, KY
Spread Eagle, WI
Static, TN
Stinking Bay, AR
Stinking Creek, TN
Suckerville, ME
Sulphur, LA
Surprise, CA
Tarzan, TX
Timbuktoo, CA
Tiny, VA
Toast, NC
Tobacco, KY
Torpedo, PN
Truth Or Consequences, NM
Tuba City, AZ
Turkey Scratch, AR
Two Egg, FL
Uncertain, TX
Valentine, NE
Virgin, UT
Virginville, PA
Wagontire, OR
Wham, LA
Uncertain, TX
Weeping Mary, TX
Yazoo, MS
Yeehaw Junction, FL
Zap, North Dakota



Don't forget:
Finger,TN
Sweetlips, TN
Leapwood, TN
Frog Jump, TN

I lived in Finger and have family in Sweetlips.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:27 PM
Noboozewithinahundredandfiftymiles arizona. I can see it.

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:29 PM
Can't forget Itsnotmorethantheirtyfivemilesfromanothertown Texas

my3girlsrcbk's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:30 PM
I would rename my town "Gossip City". Living in a small town, everyone knows your business, sometimes before you do.laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:31 PM
Crackhead oklahoma.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/24/08 12:34 PM
Bored to tears nebraska.