Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test
that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
he reaches you and your family. What do you do?




THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN








Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.




Republican's Answer:

BANG!


Southerner's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! clck..... (Sounds
of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

lmao that the best i've heard all day

i'm defiently a southner. but i feel bad cause my step-dad is muslim.
but i'll be fine.

Hey ... that's funny ... and I'm a Southern Republican!!!

good one,bro--in fact--i'm a southern but not republican nor democrat--

thats great and yep Im about as southern as it gets

well tell me i,m a southern and a democrat so what should i do but being
from south he is dead man

Southerner, definately!

Have seen it but love it every time I see it...

Nice way to start the morning too. A good belly laugh.



Verb

YEP, SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER. NOT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET AN
ANSWER OUT OF HIM......LMAO

i'm a pacifistic northern socialist...

I'm not only a southerner (one can never take the "south" out of them),
but also a Pacific Northwesterner, and a Democrat.

I ONLY wish that Barack Obama would team-up with Hillary Clinton and the
2 of them would rock the whole nation. Yeah baby!!!

However, based on your options... neither. I don't subscribe to the
"southern" / confederate flag holding / gun-toting, "shoot 'em up-
'bang-bang' theory, nor the Republican's option, and mostly wonder about
the options that were put for the Democrat.

"Thou shalt not raise thy hand against thy brethren" as the scriptures
say. However, when one is threatened- one can act differently. The
"Islamic Terrorist" only had a huge knife- not a gun. "Allah" is God and
I would question the "Islamic Terrorist" as to see if he has any
intelligence because he would be fighting for the same thing I would,
but shouldn't be "fighting" at all. What he really needs is to sit down
in peace- in a drum circle with his friends and everyone needs to pass
around the ganja and understand that "we", as Americans" are not what
"they" think we are... and they're just against the government and
shouldn't' be against "Americans"... and realize that some of us living
here are ALSO against our own stupid-a**, ridiculous government that
contradicts itself and treats the citizens of this country unfairly.

End of story.

Southerner and if the gun don't work I got rop lmao

too funny!