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Edited by
tigerman1956
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Tue 07/22/08 03:58 AM
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A new Publix supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water miser to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bakery department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. As this is a new concept in supermarkets, and it is kinda of nice, i can tell you now, that there is one place your will not find me at in this new store. ' the toliet paper section " |
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lol
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Thats funny
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' the toliet paper section "  because I don't get it 
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' the toliet paper section " because I don't get it WELL REREAD IT AGAIN, AND THINK ABOUT IT |
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i get it and thats publix for ya..i used to work for them..one of the worst CO to work for here..they suck 
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A new Publix supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water miser to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bakery department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. As this is a new concept in supermarkets, and it is kinda of nice, i can tell you now, that there is one place your will not find me at in this new store. ' the toliet paper section " You might want to avoid the 1) baby diaper section 2) employee bathrooms, and 3) Dumpsters as well 
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