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Topic: Riddle me this, riddle me that....
Amathyst2's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:02 AM
Edited by Amathyst2 on Tue 07/08/08 03:41 AM
A man lives on the 30th floor of his apartment building. Everyday he takes the elevator to the first floor and goes to work. When he gets home, he takes the elevator up to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs. Why?




I will wait until there are at least 2 pages of possible answers before I reveal the correct answer. devil

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Tue 07/08/08 03:06 AM
Edited by XElectrikXGlamorousX on Tue 07/08/08 03:13 AM
what ummm? i dont know, ahaha. winking

BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:25 AM

A man lives on the 30th floor of his apartment building. Everyday he takes the elevator to the first floor and goes to work. When he gets home, he takes the elevator up to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs. Why?




I will wait until there are at least 3 pages of possible answers before I reveal the correct answer. devil


1.He needs the exercise
2.The lift doesn't work
3.Like me, he does not like those "all glass" lifts ?

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Tue 07/08/08 03:27 AM
Short Man

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:34 AM
because he owns the building?

OneOfAKind4U's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:49 AM
lol um because he wants tolaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh noway

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:15 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 07/08/08 04:16 AM
He's a dwarf and cannot reach above the button for the 10th floor.

Next time it rains and he's carrying his umbrella, he's going to feel real dumb.



EDIT: as dumb as I feel not seeing JohnSmith's answer

BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:21 AM

He's a dwarf and cannot reach above the button for the 10th floor.

Next time it rains and he's carrying his umbrella, he's going to feel real dumb.



EDIT: as dumb as I feel not seeing JohnSmith's answer


Good morning Beach flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

feistybaby's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:25 AM
On the way to work he is late so rides all the way down and his mistress lives on the 10th floor and he stops for a visit on his way home and he walks because he doesn't want the elevator waking his wife in the middle of the night.

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:27 AM

On the way to work he is late so rides all the way down and his mistress lives on the 10th floor and he stops for a visit on his way home and he walks because he doesn't want the elevator waking his wife in the middle of the night.


laugh laugh laugh laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:30 AM


He's a dwarf and cannot reach above the button for the 10th floor.

Next time it rains and he's carrying his umbrella, he's going to feel real dumb.



EDIT: as dumb as I feel not seeing JohnSmith's answer


Good morning Beach flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Good Morrow
How Now?
Well Metflowerforyou

somewhatshy2's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:31 AM
I give up...ohwell

BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:41 AM



He's a dwarf and cannot reach above the button for the 10th floor.

Next time it rains and he's carrying his umbrella, he's going to feel real dumb.



EDIT: as dumb as I feel not seeing JohnSmith's answer


Good morning Beach flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Good Morrow
How Now?
Well Metflowerforyou


Dear Sire, summer's morn has freshly brought bird song to my window and a tea pot of the most refreshing golden liquid ( tea) to my lips, I fear well. flowerforyou

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:52 AM




He's a dwarf and cannot reach above the button for the 10th floor.

Next time it rains and he's carrying his umbrella, he's going to feel real dumb.



EDIT: as dumb as I feel not seeing JohnSmith's answer


Good morning Beach flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Good Morrow
How Now?
Well Metflowerforyou


Dear Sire, summer's morn has freshly brought bird song to my window and a tea pot of the most refreshing golden liquid ( tea) to my lips, I fear well. flowerforyou



I count myself in nothing else so happy
As in a soul remembering my good friends.
What fortune fears realized to thine ears
and lips......and nearby journeys to desert
Meccas of sin

kkKen's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:57 AM
He's too short to reach the 30th floor button

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:59 AM

He's too short to reach the 30th floor button


Look up...both beaten to the punch by JohnSmith

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 05:16 AM





He's a dwarf and cannot reach above the button for the 10th floor.

Next time it rains and he's carrying his umbrella, he's going to feel real dumb.



EDIT: as dumb as I feel not seeing JohnSmith's answer


Good morning Beach flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Good Morrow
How Now?
Well Metflowerforyou


Dear Sire, summer's morn has freshly brought bird song to my window and a tea pot of the most refreshing golden liquid ( tea) to my lips, I fear well. flowerforyou



I count myself in nothing else so happy
As in a soul remembering my good friends.
What fortune fears realized to thine ears
and lips......and nearby journeys to desert
Meccas of sin


Thine gut is about to puketh.....laugh Mornin Beach drinker

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 07/08/08 05:17 AM
I prey thee my mirror is kinder.

laugh Heya MBD

Moondark's photo
Tue 07/08/08 05:22 AM
It's gonna be a long wait for the official answer.....

Talldarkand___'s photo
Tue 07/08/08 05:51 AM
So he "lives on the 30th but rides down to the first and goes to work," does he jump out of the first floor window to work? So why not ride to the first, maybe he sees a street walker comming in on that floor. By the time he gets home the waitress from a local bar is comming in on the 10th floor.

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