Topic: & just WTH is WRONG w/having a BEER?????
Fade2Black's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:13 PM


Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay ....

That's funny that you picked one of my favorite songs...I have even sung this at karaoke!! I'll have a beer or 2 with you any time Fade!!:banana: drinks :thumbsup:



sure bring it on lakeman :banana:

Lakeman's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:17 PM
I can sing this one too Fade!!!

Toby Keith - I Love This Bar
This is lyrics from www.lyrics007.com
We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it


PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:39 PM
One of my favourite poems goes like this.

One night in late October
When I was far from sober
Carrying home my load with manly pride
My feet began to stutter
So I lay down in the gutter
When a pig came by and lay down by my side

A lady passing by was heard to say,
"You can tell who boozes, by the company that he chooses."
So the pig got up and slowly walked away

SunnyMcleod's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:50 PM
I found a boozing pic!!!!

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:56 PM
Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face?laugh laugh

SunnyMcleod's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:57 PM

Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face?laugh laugh

Covers half of it....maybe that's it

Citizen_Joe's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:57 PM

In one of your profile pics?pitchfork

Yanno, I love these forums. And I love this community of people.

But I got wind today that some JSH'ers think if a person (male/female no matter) has a pic w/a beer (or any drink I would think) on their profile that the person has a DRINKING PROBLEM? or that it would be a deal breaker for a date .. LMFAO!!!!
drinks




It's not a problem for me if you drink, unless it becomes obvious, in which case I just go away. If I drank, everyone around me would have a problem, but that's just me. If the profile is abundant with adult beverages, or they've got this ghetto look going on, I just close the tab and move on. A budweiser covering half of a person's face screams jerry springer single wide if you ask me. I can :banana: just like the rest, without getting drinks

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 09:58 PM


Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face?laugh laugh

Covers half of it....maybe that's it

nahhhh that ain't it:wink:

SunnyMcleod's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:04 PM



Is it just me or do you look hotter with a tankard in your face?laugh laugh

Covers half of it....maybe that's it

nahhhh that ain't it:wink:

Thanks Animaldrinks Here's to drinking and having a heck of a time doing it!

screaMNchic's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:05 PM
now I am trying to find a photo of me drinking.....

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:08 PM
<<<<< My drinking piclaugh

SunnyMcleod's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:09 PM

<<<<< My drinking piclaugh

awww poor kitty

transientmind's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:11 PM
Busybodies...grumble

DirkGently's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:28 PM

<<<<< My drinking piclaugh

betcha that beer had some bite

lrenzom's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:43 PM
drinker drinker noway noway bigsmile bigsmile

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 10:54 PM
I dunno, ask my kitty. I turned to grab some peanuts and by the time I turned back to my beer, the l'il bugger was like thatdrinker

Nursenell76's photo
Thu 06/26/08 11:00 PM
ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with having a beer/drink in your pic. The way I see it, if ya don't like my pic then you don't have to look. Just keep your judgemental butts off mine and go have a beer dammit, you might feel better about yourself then. devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil drinker drinker drinker drinker

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 11:05 PM
I don't think there's a prob either but I think it's unfair that I can't have a pic of a bag of weed or something marijuana related even tho it's not a crime to smoke it, where I livesmokin smokin smokin smokin

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 06/26/08 11:07 PM

I don't think there's a prob either but I think it's unfair that I can't have a pic of a bag of weed or something marijuana related even tho it's not a crime to smoke it, where I livesmokin smokin smokin smokin
laugh Its too late for youlaugh

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Thu 06/26/08 11:09 PM
now now..no comments from the commie seatslaugh laugh