No Speak English



A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.



Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Get your mind out of the gutter shshshshs!

I don't know about you sometimes!

I'm guilty. My mind was in the gutter.

lmao,,goood one

Even if he speaks English, I'd have liked to see how that scenario went if he didn't!!

Haha! Good one! I really did fall for it! I'm glad the butcher didn't have his mind in the gutter, though. I'd hate to see a couple go hungry and a marriage be ruined.

Talk about falling for it...lol