I know this won't be much help, but I can't stand when someone bugs me to buy something, so I haven't ever bought anything from a sales person.

Anyways, good luck with your job! :)

Geez, whatever happened to lotion and the internet?! Man, some people are messed up!

Yeah, I have to say I sometimes take forever as a cashier. However, I tended to be super-fast when they buy stuff from the "Family Planning" section of the drug store I once worked at.

I go to the shortest line or the best and friendliest looking cashier. Sometimes, though, I'll go to a longer line if the short line has an old lady with tons of stuff and wants to talk with the cashier about her cat.

Legalize all drugs... if you're dumb enough to do crack-cocaine, no-one but your friends and family have a right to stop you. Prison sentences don't cure addiction.

Promise greater benefits to all soldiers, especially the ones who have had their tours of duty extended in the Middle East.

Stay in Iraq and Afghanistan... but leave Western Europe. As for Japan, end the stupid "no military except for a defensive one." left over from a war that ended over 60 years ago. Japan and Western Europe can take care of themselves and have ultimately recovered economically and socially from the war. Besides, there are places in our world that need our soldiers more than the UK, Germany, etc. Strengthen our ties with Taiwan.

Tell Puerto Rico it has 2 choices. Join and become a state and pay taxes, or become an independent nation which will be our ally and not one of our imperial territories. As for American Samoa, Guam, and the Virgin Islands, I'll think about similar proposals.

Drill for oil off-shore and in Alaska, while at the same time give a huge tax break to the energy company that does the most to find new, cleaner and more economical uses of energy. Make this a yearly program.

Eliminate all capital gains and corporate taxes. Put an end to the estate tax, as well.

End the allowance of earmarks to bills, and eliminate spending on pork-barrel projects until the deficit is eliminated.

Legalize prostitution and gay marriage nationwide. Lower the drinking age to 18.

North Carolina - First in Flight

Yes, the smartest thing that state ever did was let those two brothers from Ohio come over to make bikes.

ARGH! Well, enjoy your "breakfast", you two!

Anyone else who is interested in breakfast in bed with me, feel free to visit my bed!

To be honest, I wasn't completely, either!

A Costco opened up in my area. I am so hitting that place soon!

That was nice of them!

Seems good to me. Short, to the point, and explains your personality well. It's what more profiles should be like on here!

Hey, guys. I'm just wondering what you guys think about how I've set up my profile and just want to hear your opinions on what's good, what's bad, etc. I wouldn't mind if you might give me some tips on how to better my profile.

My photos are a bit lacking at the moment, so I know that already. I need to get some good pictures done of me where I'm not drunk at a party! Most of my pics of me sober are from a while back when I looked a bit different. Oh, god, that makes me sound bad. It just seems like people only have cameras around when I have drank at least half a bottle of peach schnapps.

Anyways, any advice or comments would be appreciated. Thanks.

Got something to share with us, hmmm...?

Well, whatever they mean by "breakfast", it better be delicious!

I found some potato chips by my bed once when I woke up. So then I had them for breakfast. I guess that counts.

Diet Coke. I drink like a fish. I've been trying to get into filtered water, though, so perhaps that'll change.

I can't speak for anyone else here, but I am! I mean, I'm not gonna hump random things or anything... I'm telling you, that wasn't me!

Blow-up dolls just give me the creeps! Something about their lifeless expression, and rubbery skin... it's like sex with Paris Hilton!

I wouldn't know the exact value, but I figure it would depend on when the flag was made and where. If it's an old flag that is no longer used made back when it was used, it may be worth a fair amount of money. If it's a replica, then it probably isn't worth too much. But, if it's a modern flag, chances are that its fairly inexpensive. One website I like (crwflags.com) might give you an idea of what the prices are for modern in-use flags and some replicas.