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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 89
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:29 AM
OMG THAT WAS FABULOUS!!! I havent eaten breakfast in a looooooooong time!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:29 AM
the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : ) 1.Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away. 2.Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in. 4.Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6.You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. 7.I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock. ” 8. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 9.I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder. 10. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Thu 06/19/08 11:32 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:33 AM
Dear diary......who stole my sunshine??? Its supposed to be hot and Im freeeeeeeeeeezing!!! <---wearing fuzzy jammies and hoodie!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 06/19/08 11:34 AM
Hi gang.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Thu 06/19/08 11:34 AM
I have a free one Beach! I'll be over shortly

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:36 AM
hey biker!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 06/19/08 11:37 AM
I'm heading north out of lacrosse along the bluffline so I have limited satellite reception but I thought I'd say hi.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 06/19/08 11:40 AM
Hi gypsy, hi catch, hi beach. Boy has this site been dead for 2 days now. It even got boring talking to myself!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:42 AM
Hi gypsy, hi catch, hi beach. Boy has this site been dead for 2 days now. It even got boring talking to myself! I know.........why is that???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:42 AM
Dear diary.......wouldnt it be funny if you could buy Bacon Flavoured Room Deodorizer???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:43 AM
<-- still staring at her empty plate

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:44 AM
<-- still staring at her empty plate Sorry.......it was breakfast for one!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 06/19/08 11:45 AM
Still takin care of loose ends for our party weekend. Bought a monster tent. Stopped and seen some sponsors to check racing schedule. Checked out some schedule changes to see if they conflict with our schedule. One week from today. Woo woo.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:47 AM
Still takin care of loose ends for our party weekend. Bought a monster tent. Stopped and seen some sponsors to check racing schedule. Checked out some schedule changes to see if they conflict with our schedule. One week from today. Woo woo. And youre racing at that party???? Remember~~!!! Dont break ANYTHING!!!

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Thu 06/19/08 11:51 AM
I like parties.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:52 AM
I like bacon!!!

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Thu 06/19/08 11:53 AM
I like bacon parties.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 06/19/08 11:54 AM
Still takin care of loose ends for our party weekend. Bought a monster tent. Stopped and seen some sponsors to check racing schedule. Checked out some schedule changes to see if they conflict with our schedule. One week from today. Woo woo. And youre racing at that party???? Remember~~!!! Dont break ANYTHING!!! I won't break nothing. 100000 to 300000 people expected. I asked my sponsors why they bumped up the celebrity charity parade from 10:30 to 1pm and they all grinned at me. "Can't tell you" they said. So I'm guessing that they are gonna have some surprise movie stars flying in. They said "yes, but we can't tell you". I said ok. I need film and I need benny lava abs.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:54 AM
I like bacon parties. I bet you do!!!