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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 89 | |
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G'mornin 
 
I need a fuktard to quit humpin my leg 
fuk I just woke up, I'm going just block his azz aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 
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good morning purple! 
I cant stop thinking about mcdonalds.....
My brother use to work there. I can make you stop thinking about them by telling you true horror stories that my brother watched unfold in front of him.  
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HAPPY MEALS!!!!!!!!
I might have a happy meal today
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I like breakfast at mcdonalds better......WHY DO I FORGET ABOUT IT UNTIL ITS TOO LATE????
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G'mornin
I need a fuktard to quit humpin my leg
fuk I just woke up, I'm going just block his azz aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Can I hump your leg ? |
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Dear diary.......Im hungry!!! I need something!!
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Dear diary.......Im hungry!!! I need something!!
I have a fridge full of food. What woud you like ? |
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I dont know.......
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I'd like some roast beef an yorkshire puddin
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Steak,fish,pork,chicken,spam,leftover pasta.
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ohhhhhhhhhh I have bacon!!!
Mmmmmmm bacon and poached eggs and toast!!! Im going to eat breakfast!!!
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bacon................
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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Dear diary........omg I have mcCain super fries and frozen blueberries in there too!!! I should look in my freezer more often!!
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Dear diary......Im makin bacon!!!
Dont let me burn it!!!
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<----waiting for pot to boil for eggs!!!
IT TAKES FOREVER!!!!
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<----waiting for pot to boil for eggs!!! IT TAKES FOREVER!!!!
it will boil faster if you dont watch it
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Dear diary......Im makin bacon!!!
Dont let me burn it!!!
I PREFER MY BACON BURNT !! BURN IT!! BURNNNN IT!!!
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Dear diary.........Im waiting for the smoke alarm to go off!!!
I like my bacon EXTRA crispy.....not black......
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oh dont burn it black
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