Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Previous 1 2 … 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 … 49 50 Next

Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 89
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:02 AM
oh dont burn it black you mean thats not normal??? <-----waiting for water to bubble over......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:03 AM
ok....bacon is perfect......

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:03 AM
you nut!! turn the water down

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:03 AM
you nut!! turn the water down It hasnt started boiling yet!!! I have it on HIGH!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Thu 06/19/08 11:04 AM
*****shakes leg grumbles kicks him in the head* See what you MADE me do! I'm starving! I have a free one Beach!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:04 AM
I think I need a new stove......half of the burners dont work!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:05 AM
I HAD bacon my daughter and her BF ate the WHOLE PACKAGE yesterday <-- getting ALOT more used to the idea of them LEAVING!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:05 AM
Dear diary.......I wonder what will happen if I put my IM on!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:05 AM
I think I need a new stove......half of the burners dont work!!! check the fuses ?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:05 AM
I HAD bacon my daughter and her BF ate the WHOLE PACKAGE yesterday <-- getting ALOT more used to the idea of them LEAVING! yaaaaaaaaaa more food!!! and more time in the bathroom!!! MORE TOILET PAPER!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:06 AM
I think I need a new stove......half of the burners dont work!!! check the fuses ?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:08 AM
I think I need a new stove......half of the burners dont work!!! check the fuses ? fuses in the stove ?? check em , they are in the top thing where the dials to turn on the stove are

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:10 AM
I think I need a new stove......half of the burners dont work!!! check the fuses ? fuses in the stove ?? check em , they are in the top thing where the dials to turn on the stove are Well what do you know!!! A whole new world in my stove!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:10 AM
3 minutes till breakfast!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:11 AM
alot cheaper to buy new fuses or elements , stoves are like cars they last A LONG TIME I would suspect a fuse if more then one burner is not working

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:12 AM
3 minutes till breakfast!!! mmmmmmmmm I'm ready <-- spork an knife in hands......

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:13 AM
got toast? we're outta bread AGAIN

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/19/08 11:17 AM
<---eating......brb

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 06/19/08 11:17 AM
<-- looking down at her empty plate.....

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Thu 06/19/08 11:19 AM
the top 10 corniest Redneck pickup lines we could find. Here they are in no particular order and, as always, feel free to add your own : ) 1.Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away. 2.Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in. 4.Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6.You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. 7.I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock. ” 8. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 9.I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder. 10. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole