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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 89 | |
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Dear diary.......I had a friend who had Beaver Fever!!!
 
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gypsy...you seem to be quite high on something tonight. whether its life or something not prescribed...you seem to be in a joyous mood. cool, have a blast!
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<---not high..........Im being normal???
 
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she is being normal lol
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A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes her way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects something that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static. ” The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner. |
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A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes her way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects something that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static. ” The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.
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hello orange cat...have you met purplecat?
you two should hook up...
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lets hoot up purple
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hello cool how are ya
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Oh wow!!! Mask is on tv now!!!
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hey cool guy..........gyps...........why did u change the pic.........u just want to hurt me....huh
 
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Oh wow!! I haven't seen it in forever Sam what a honka!!  RIP Rocky & Rusty!  Love yas..
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Oh wow!! I haven't seen it in forever Sam what a honka!! RIP Rocky & Rusty! Love yas..
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My cable is messed up in here..
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hello cool how are ya just keeping my cool status...how are you? <---pretty cool huh? it's like james dean smoking. yeah...!
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I dont think this channel has commercials......I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
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Me too! Maxine on 'The Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.' |
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dEAR DIARY........I need commercial breaks!!! I need to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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