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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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You got back a urinalysis specimine
I put in a Rolling Stone Magazine` Rock & Roll encyclopedia |
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You get back some hair spray.
I put in the shoe my dog just ate. |
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Certainly hope that it wasn`t from the hind end.
I put in a large South Erie Pizza with sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, & double cheese. Welcome to mingle martiniqueenie 
It`s a pleasure to meet you.
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you get spoiled mayonaise
i put in a Que-tip |
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You get enough ear wax to do the floor with
I put in an order of Chicken Wings .... |
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I put in celery/ bleu cheese & beers
You get back cans to recycle 
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You get back a glass of Chardonnay to go with your cheese
I put in a bag of Sugar Babies |
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 and ya get back two wild guys like me and rara......
I put in a dozen red roses... |
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You get back a hug for the roses
I put in some chrome polish and a hello for BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! |
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and ya get back a bad ass biker with a shiney head...
i put in two wooden nickles.... |
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You get four Liberty dimes
I put in a blue bandana |
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and ya get back a really cold bandana tree.... I put in a small jack and coke... |
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And the vending machine gets tipsy so you get an empty glass and some spilled Jack and Coke
I put in an expired Maryland driver's license |
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and ya get a ride in a share a ride cab.....
I put in a week old lottery ticket.... |
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You get back $1 while I run down to the Lottery Office to cash in the winning ticket you put in (woo hoo!)
I put in a 1962 bus transfer token for DC Transit |
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and the vending machine spits it back...and a note non negotiable......
and i put in a seat belt out of a deuseinburg |
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You get a new pair of shoe laces
I put in a slightly chewed up wireless mouse |
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And I nibbled on the keyboard
I put in a Clint Eastwood Collection of movies. |
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You get back a box of popcorn
I put in a worn out piece of sandpaper |
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you got your woodwork restained
I put in a gallon of paint |
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