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Topic: Dang what does it take.....
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:07 PM Edited by longhairbiker on Wed 06/11/08 11:17 PM
Joliet radio djs just have to s p e a k s l o w e r, mention the dukes of hazzard once a day, give the joliet racetrack schedule, the ballpark schedule, and notify the public which bars are going to have beer specials on weekends. I think we could pull it off. And we get paid for it! Generia! Here we come! Brought to you live by blunt strawberry spin wraps. When you are tired of your pot tasting like licking a skunks ass, roll up a doobie with blunt strawberry rolling tubes. Sold everywhere including eccos, walmart, and 7 eleven.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:28 PM
I don't think lilys ever been to the riverboat casino in joliet illinois on a friday night around 7 o'clock. Ever been to a freakshow at the circus? The sword swallower? The bearded lady? The 3 armed midget? The 700 pound woman? The man with the worlds largest lips? The oxygen tank huffing 100 year old woman with blue hair and the swinging cane? They will be there. Only thing is they're patrons not circus attractions.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:29 PM Edited by longhairbiker on Wed 06/11/08 11:38 PM
Step right up ladies and gentleman and see the man with THE WORLDS DIRTIEST SHIRT!!! Yes you can see everything he's had to eat in the last month folks. And you can see just about every one of his body functions depicted on said clothing! Spitting! Nose wiping! Ear dewaxing! Uuuuuuuurination! And yes the biggie you've all been waiting for- a butt crack scratching that got just a little too deep and aggressive where he had to use his t shirt to wipe his hand off. Welcome to the empress casino joliet riverboat freakshow!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:44 PM
I can guarantee you will never be the same. You will wake up in hot sweat nightmares of combat stress/ circus freak/ twilight zone proportions.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:50 PM
Yee ha!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:52 PM
Yee ha! <----battle cry of the joliet riverboat gambler.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:53 PM
Stirs empty drink glass full of ice cubes with a straw.

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Wed 06/11/08 11:54 PM
biker yer talking to yourself again

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:54 PM
Stirs empty drink glass full of ice cubes with a straw. <-----mating call at a joliet bar.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 11:58 PM
I promised no inbreeding jokes about joliet jake and joliet julie.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 06/11/08 11:59 PM
WHAT was the question again???

hunky62 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1894	Thu 06/12/08 12:01 AM
WHAT was the question again??? I don't remember...I was distracted by that great A$$ of yours...gypsy...huba-huba-huba!!!!

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Thu 06/12/08 12:08 AM
To get a good woman up in here> ???????? Being a good man, and time.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 06/12/08 12:56 PM
Unfortunately lex, our humor would be wasted in that area. The slow wits would be goin "Huh, whatd he say?" as he spits his tobacco out through his missing tooth. Like I always say: "Topical satire is wasted on the wasted." And they don't get no more wasted than what they do here....!!

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 06/12/08 12:57 PM
hello and welcome SD - join in the forums make friends stop putting so much stress into finding something that will fall into your lap when the timing is right. relax have fun share some experiences