Topic: Dang what does it take.....
DTHRomeo's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:18 PM
All i can say is ... Good luck

You gonna need it drinker

jonny63's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:19 PM
Edited by jonny63 on Wed 06/11/08 09:47 PM
Trick them into thinking your a "Nice" guy.devil

msmyka's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:19 PM

heavy stalkingdevil devil devil


love love love

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:19 PM


To get a good woman up in here> ????????


A genie, an act of Congress, a papal edict and some sort of bizarre secret cloning experiment.

Or sheer dumb luck....?

I'm kidding, there are lots of great women on here. Most of them live 897,000 miles away from me, but the best one is a whole lot closer....!!










laugh laugh laugh

slamdunk9's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:20 PM
yea , I don't post much , but I do try to meet women by emails.. but they will add ya then won't say anything , what is up with that ,, heck I would not add someone if I truly wasn't interested.. really , I am looking for just one woman ,, man , what a job....laugh laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:20 PM

To get a good woman up in here> ????????
.......um cloroform, a rag, duct tape, a knife, and a tire iron? Worked for ted bundy.

grneyedldy1967's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:20 PM
good girls gone bad... or that's what I heard anyways... :tongue:

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:20 PM
Yo, where all my beyotchs aaat.daaawg

HMontana's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:23 PM
Ok...I'm only telling this to you because you asked for help.

1. Mutual match - it's the key to all good relationships on jsh.

2. Stalking, particularly on the threads. Watch MirrorMirror for an excellent example of this behavior.

3. Post random, absurd questions. Again, see Peccy, for demonstration.

4. If all this fails, go see Lex's response...



flowerforyou flowerforyou Best wishes. And many thanks to Patsfan, Mirror, Peccy and Lex.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:25 PM

To get a good woman up in here> ????????
......long hair, some ching, some badass threads, a gigantinormous ****, and a minor acting career in porn?

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:41 PM

To get a good woman up in here> ????????
.......The ability to be a knight in shining armour, a faux prince, patience for their neurotic and sociopsychotic behavior, tolerance for all the problems they got themselves into, acceptance for all their past failed relationships and the children bore from their failed attempts, concern for their every whim which their past relationship could not, the ability to communicate your feelings or understand her feelings at the drop of a hat at any given moment, and the ability to fit on her fireplace mantle as her token mate?.........whew- I've read one too many profiles- sorry.

FaithfulOne78's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:43 PM

Yo, where all my beyotchs aaat.daaawg


Im right here..drunk and waiting for you! Geez! loldrinker smooched smooched

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:44 PM
Don't look at me funny. That's the crap you women put on your profiles.

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:46 PM


Yo, where all my beyotchs aaat.daaawg


Im right here..drunk and waiting for you! Geez! loldrinker smooched smooched










devil bigsmile devil

no photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:47 PM

.......The ability to be a knight in shining armour, a faux prince, patience for their neurotic and sociopsychotic behavior, tolerance for all the problems they got themselves into, acceptance for all their past failed relationships and the children bore from their failed attempts, concern for their every whim which their past relationship could not, the ability to communicate your feelings or understand her feelings at the drop of a hat at any given moment, and the ability to fit on her fireplace mantle as her token mate?.........whew- I've read one too many profiles- sorry.


Where are you seeing profiles that have actual words in them....?

:wink:


PATSFAN's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:49 PM


.......The ability to be a knight in shining armour, a faux prince, patience for their neurotic and sociopsychotic behavior, tolerance for all the problems they got themselves into, acceptance for all their past failed relationships and the children bore from their failed attempts, concern for their every whim which their past relationship could not, the ability to communicate your feelings or understand her feelings at the drop of a hat at any given moment, and the ability to fit on her fireplace mantle as her token mate?.........whew- I've read one too many profiles- sorry.


Where are you seeing profiles that have actual words in them....?

:wink:












laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:50 PM

Don't look at me funny. That's the crap you women put on your profiles.
over and over and over and over and over. Hey I got an idea! Why don't you women check out each others profile so we can eliminate boring repetitiveness, and create some originality?

lilangel2's photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:51 PM

To get a good woman up in here> ????????


Etrain is available drinker

no photo
Wed 06/11/08 09:52 PM


Don't look at me funny. That's the crap you women put on your profiles.
over and over and over and over and over. Hey I got an idea! Why don't you women check out each others profile so we can eliminate boring repetitiveness, and create some originality?


I think there should be a moratorium on "laid back and easy going." I'd love to see ONE profile where a woman describes herself as "easily irritated and prone to violent outbursts."


eileena9's photo
Wed 06/11/08 10:00 PM



Don't look at me funny. That's the crap you women put on your profiles.
over and over and over and over and over. Hey I got an idea! Why don't you women check out each others profile so we can eliminate boring repetitiveness, and create some originality?


I think there should be a moratorium on "laid back and easy going." I'd love to see ONE profile where a woman describes herself as "easily irritated and prone to violent outbursts."




I had that written originally but my daughter said it was too scary.....let you guys find out on your own. devil devil